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Real men are #bush enjoyers

immediately swerving into a jeep after noticing the rubber duckies on the dashboard

My friends say I should download wizz should I

@alwayslate0_0 I just stay locked in my room cranking my hog multiple times a day and then I cry myself to sleep

what do i do to distract myself when i have no hobbies no social life no skills no talents and no motivation #LMK

@chronicallymidd Instant post on my story oh my god

@spiderwizard300 yes it is

i saw this announcement while high and was just so perplexed i stared at his post for a few minutes

@spiderwizard300 yes or no?

Who wanna buy my feet pics in exchange for Amazon gift cards

@chronicallymidd BRO YOU HAVE AN ARMPIT FETISH

@spiderwizard300 can i buy your armpit pictures

Closing my eyes on a grindr hookup and imagining it's a woman pegging me

What do u Mean you hate ALL cats? Fuck you bro

@chronicallymidd I forgot leaked meant photo got out I thought you meant producing milk

my boobs are gonna be leaked one day

@chronicallymidd Oh I wish I wish upon a star I was a cutie 🥺

do cute guys even have an ugly girl fetish

You people only care about tweets that involve genitals

choom you have to stop. your chrome too preem. your sandy too tough. your swag too nova. your doll too bad. they'll flatline you

Gonna play chubby bunny with grilled weiners on the fourth of July

People died over the Popeyes chicken sandwich

gamestop gone be dead as shit lemme apply there holdon lol

I eat hella burgers 🍔 and hella fries 🍟 and I drink hella soder 🥤

Doordash guy was 10 minutes late so I didn't tip and reported him for sexual harasment