Pierre Bastien

“Beethoven slaps” - my 13 year old

Just out here finally watching @succession and every damn news thing about Rupert Murdoch’s retirement just *has* to include some spoilers #savesuccession

@RickyWSQ Good point

@squashsource Never multi-task when hungry

🧵 While waiting for a tortilla to warm up on the stove, I emptied a few dirty dishes from the sink.

What I’m trying to say is you’re lucky I haven’t managed to kill us all.

Once the pan cooled I went to clean it and realized I never got the dish soap.

@billyjaffe Bananas remain undrafted 🤯

@squashsource Mango Pineapple Strawberries Raspberries Watermelon

Top 5 fruits draft.

Man I can’t believe Jimmy Buffett died. Makes me feel old 👴

My son says all he wants on his tombstone is a skull emoji 💀

This college squash season will be one to remember, according to a coach I talked to

I needed a hint but eh let’s celebrate. nytimes.com/badges/games/v…

@RickyWSQ You were a natural

Anyway, looks like I am getting on the pickleball court for the first time tomorrow and really looking forward to it. Let’s see what the fuss is all about!

Been curious about #pickleball for a while and actually tried to pay attention this week bc of @JackSock92 playing in his first @PPAtour tournament. A few of observations from a complete outsider… 🧵

@nytimes Can you please remove this alert when reading articles on a phone browser? It amounts to a pop up ad on *every* article, which is annoying as a paid subscriber. The reason I don’t use your app is it bloats up to several gigabytes after a while

@Gustavo85028878 I can’t tell from the video. He’s usually a Gel Rocket guy I think

@BritOpenSquash @patrickroooney @EaiNYow @squashsource Pierre, do you recognize Patrick's shoes?

.@patrickroooney and @EaiNYow were putting in the work in this rally 💪 The 2023 British Open gets underway tomorrow! 🙌 Grab your tickets here 🎟️➡️ bit.ly/3mFJQ33

@drewmagary You’re #7 at best