Derek Strong

@ONESOLEJEANIUS @SebastianAvenue @AuxGod_ Would have been the biggest party

@SebastianAvenue @AuxGod_ In the alternative universe I wish they would do a crossover episode with kenan and kel

And now my happy dance …..

@dom_lucre The Darwin Award In-Memorium segment just got a little longer

🔥🚨BREAKING: The 22-Year-Old male spring breaker who was filmed twerking on the roof of a jeep going 75mph in town at Port Aransas Texas has now been confirmed deceased.

@JasonMaloneStan @PleoTCA Different guy

@PleoTCA Isn't that the same middle-aged bitch who argued with teenagers about a shitty kids show?

I still can't believe They said Doug Walker is responsible for grifter youtuber accounts like HeelsvsBabyface in this video ...

@V1X_HOLO That is awesome And The Yo Mama jokes getting doubled

Her gf will be moving with us for a while. I have 2 moms. I repeat I HAVE 2 MOMS!!

@JasmineRobotnik Aye. Tis all too real

wait. so that Fox McCloud is real? its not Ai generated??

@viotubing Oh damn. March really is kicking ass

LOL

@criticalhitsTV @ericljaffe It didn't kill film and TV. People like you kill it all the time. Hope that helps

@ericljaffe Translation: we can inject video games with the same poisonous ideology that killed film/TV.

Brie Larson discusses video games for the Seen on the Screen podcast. "There's so much that video games are taking from cinema, and I think it's really time for us in cinema to recognize what we can take from video games." Full interview: youtube.com/watch?v=lJdW-C…

@digijordan @Figure_robot We're terminating all of them clankers

The White House today had a @Figure_robot explain to the world that it will soon be replacing teachers… And it will. It will also replace surgeons, lawyers, pilots, truck drivers, police officers, soldiers and basically every other job. And believe it or not…this is good.

@pootcolin Siri, Who was in Paris?

no chris pratt hes so funny

@MZetto_0 @KennyLauderdal3 We?

@KennyLauderdal3 we are all fucked…

Minky Momo is coming.

@KennyLauderdal3 Oh... oh that's that four string ostiano in D-Minor

@glenn_tunes Oh he thinks he's going up

HEAVEN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JasmineRobotnik She's beautiful 😍

Meet Daisy Belle! A porcelain Ballerina Doll

@mrcauliman @HoopsCrave Oh no. You're no longer allowed to play. There are just too many of us to stop.

@stethcrazy @HoopsCrave Then I can too. Don’t cry about it.

Erika Kirk responds to Druski: “But if I did blackface as part of a skit, I’d be cancelled and called a racist.”

@ChristinaTasty But that grappling hook, tho. But yeah... he tricked me as a youth... but now... Still, the very epicenter of R34 porn. So it got that going for it

The game lauded as the greatest thing ever turning out to be completely bang average and surface level to the point the plot crumbled apart the moment you thought about it for more than a second is the reason it's rarely brought up any more. Like memory holed out of shame.

I love how the games biggest, non-pornographic cultural impact was an awakening moment for people that games glazed as the greatest thing ever can just be "meh" and created resentment over "games are art" because of it. How many people were tricked by Adam Sessler's word salad?

@Prince_Kinz Deadaas gasping for air

I AM FUCKING CACKLING

@NovineLeaks We can go further.

Nova doing WWE/AEW entrances in his front yard is the most unemployed shit I’ve seen.

@IRanMediaco I know. And I want him removed as much as everyone else

Dear Americans, Your President is a Pedophile

Banana of luck, don't ignore it. You'll get good news before March ends.

@Achyutha_Vk @ayeejuju @grok You gotta be some level of crafty or funny to do that

@ayeejuju So Druski really Fooled @grok

BRO