Andy Pandy🔰

Loyalty only goes so far! With our energy contract ending and @OVOEnergy missing the mark on a renewal deal, I’ve officially switched providers. Always worth checking the market when your deal is up. 📉⚡️ #SmartMoney #ConsumerPower

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Not even trying to hide your cheating @FA_PGMOL

Completed my 5km. I’d like to thank my 6 feline coaches for watching me from the bushes with silent judgment #running

Beach body update: I have a body, and I am at the beach. Task complete

Spent 18 years at Industrial Physics. Finally paroled for good behavior. ⚖️ Starting the next chapter at Tadano UK Ltd on Tuesday. Can’t wait to get stuck in! #NewJob

Wow #PSGBAY #ChampionsLeague

Further evidence there that United are officiated differently by the cheats at the @FA_PGMOL

Back from 5 kilometers of Vitamin D and zero cat-related distractions. No staring contests, no darting across my path—just pure cardio. 🏁🔥#running

Sunshine, caffeine, and a fresh stack of pages. The weekend starts here. ☀️☕️ #CoffeeAndBooks #WeekendVibes

Chelsea Football Club: Providing more job openings than LinkedIn since 2022 😂😂

You absolute bunch of cheats @FA_PGMOL

Care to explain yourselves @FA_PGMOL #Cheats

5k done and the cat drought is officially over! 🏃‍♂️💨 Spotted two this time—one was even giving me a proper meowing at as I ran past. 🐈‍⬛📢 #running

Dirty cheats @FA @FA_PGMOL

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Who needs sleep when the Champions League is this good? ⚽ Ten-man Barca throwing the kitchen sink at Atleti in injury time was wild #UCL #ChampionsLeague #AtletiBarca

Dirty cheats @FA_PGMOL

@DanHarvey74 Beto? Yes, 2 left feet

@stingray46 Barry at Everton for me, awful striker.

Igor Jesus might actually be the least clinical striker I’ve seen in the Premier League this season #PremierLeague #Football