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@just2surrender @anon_opin Sounds a bit flat

@anon_opin ‘Crape’ doesn’t quite cut it tho, eh?

Another one of our mainstream swear words needs to be upgraded. Look at the way we elevated "shit" to "shite". It was an absolute game changer being able to call something "fucking shite". The extra "e" added so much vitriol.

@BotFinderUK @AndrewK19226879 I wish he wouldn't stand so close to me

@AndrewK19226879 Yes, Sting and Stewart Copeland are en route

This man in lurking outside a polling station in Manchester, refusing entry to anyone without a Reform membership card. Be vigilant

@LukeSmith050825 @Theo_Griffiths Help To Buy, Lifetime ISAs are 2 recent examples. Tax Free Childcare gets a 25% top-up. Pensions get tax relief

@switchtorich @Theo_Griffiths Find that on the market.

the government is giving ppl on benefits an effective 50% interest rate on savings

@SandyofSuffolk @Allthenames2 "What did you get for Xmas this year?" "A pork pie and some 9p tins of beans and a loaf of bread with a short expiry date"

@Allthenames2 Then she should have bought him food instead. 🙄

I wonder how much that 'poor' child's football shirt cost. 🙄🤔

@philshall @Pippyz @BellaWallerstei @thetimes VAT, duty, etc Do you think someone on benefits is putting money into an offshore account and thereby removing money from the supply, or do you think it all goes back into the economy through spending?

@Pippyz @BellaWallerstei @thetimes Benefits are not taxable.

A single parent with three kids currently gets £20,978 in benefits. Without the two-child cap, it jumps to £24,491 well above what a full-time minimum wage worker takes home - £21,807 (@thetimes). Why work at all if benefits pay more?

@Saber_Of_Truth @moultano *3001

@moultano what do you mean how, the first century AD is the first century. The second century would begin in the 100s. In the same way we are currently in the third millennium until the year 3000

How did this start? Is it just because the years 1-99 are awkward to refer to with a prefix?

@EadrictheWild @anon_opin Who have provisional licences? Wouldn't this be recorded somewhere?

@anon_opin Because theres at least 6 million more people in the country than records show

The difficulty of booking a driving test is a national scandal: My son had to get up on a Monday at 6am to be online when new slots were released and was elated to get one in six months' time, 20 miles away, in the middle of his A Level exams. How did the system get SO broken?

@JimmySteier @CentristMadness It's all psychosomatic; the use outside of asthmatics and sufferers of exercise induced bronchospasms is far from proven

One of my favorite moments of the summer Olympics is when the swimming announcer mentions a swimmer’s struggle with asthma, the condition every competitive swimmer came down with when they made a rule allowing bronchodilators for people with asthma

@mouldyscone @Tigerstriper_ @tomhfh No, they don't. They will also be working 8 hours working deliveries, moving ends, before and after opening

@Tigerstriper_ @tomhfh Tesco

After a busy weekend, it's the perfect time now to hop in the car and drive to the big shop to stock up ahead of next week. Except I can't. Shops might want to open, staff might want the overtime, I might want to buy things... but the government says no.

@fesshole Did the poster get googly eyed from the bag?

45 y/o, in a nightclub for first time in years. Young lad burst into the toilets & caught me furtively trying to open a little ziploc bag. He said "just a heads up, the bouncers come in here to check for drugs". Couldn't tell him it was my bag of googly eyes, to stick on a poster

@anon_opin Less people know the distinction then ever

The "less/fewer" people are every bit as dull as the "didn't happen" brigade.

@OwlinSurrey @J_swfc1867 It'll go on past the January transfer window, during which you'll sell player after player for well below market value. No new owner wants to take over and immediately sell the players to keep the lights on, so they let the admin do the dirty work for them

@J_swfc1867 It's very possible should this process go into the new year that the admin have to sell charles to keep the club afloat as is their remit

I already can’t wait for Mike Ashley to sell Pierce Charles for £6m-£8m And bring in 5 players for £750,000 each from the Netherlands and Germany and other European Leagues #swfc

@Kostukat @adam_hill @SBSNews Who's to blame for that? I've got nothing more to add .

@adam_hill @SBSNews Its not like someone ever got groomed on git hub. Right??

The federal government's long social media ban for children under 16 is now in effect. Here are are the platforms and apps that children can and cannot access in Australia from today. Keep up to date with today's headlines: sbs.com.au/news

@todayyearsold Americans don't know about fuses?

The amount of Christmas lights I’ve thrown away WHAT?!?!

@testaccoun80532 @StokeyyG2 Maybe because Nick works for them?

@StokeyyG2 Haha. BBC reported it as well

No chance that’s the sources real name

@anon_opin The Leave camp would have argued that if Remain couldn't get a supermajority then they should fuck off

I voted Leave, and I still disagreed with the result. For a decision that important, the referendum should have had a mandated minimum 2/3 majority to pass. Everything that followed, from a 52/48 split? Fucking insane. If you can't command a supermajority then fuck off.

@BJones81533 @Hopeful23SCT @HumanityReality And they outsource that role to marketing companies, who will often pay below minimum wage to staff, while charging large fees from the charities. Don't give them the time of day, walk on and do your own research and kill off these dodgy Pyramid scheme companies

@Hopeful23SCT @HumanityReality Not many of those around now, many charities will spend time talking to you about the charity but only want to sign you up for a subscription and have no tin.

Remember £6.5 million is spent on children in need staff salaries which includes £150k for the director.. 6.5 million before the charities get anything. Think before you give. #childreninNeed

@skribnhoj @KingBobIIV @newlook This is exactly right. Cash transaction, print the receipt after the customer has gone, refund it to their pocket and no ones the wiser 90% of the time

@KingBobIIV @newlook Bet they want a printed receipt for a refund....

I just spent £61 in @NewLook and was told I had to give my email address to get a receipt. That is completely false and totally unlawful. A receipt is a legal requirement when a customer asks for one and it cannot be made conditional on handing over personal data. UK GDPR is very clear that consent has to be freely given and necessary for the service. An email is not needed to print a receipt. What makes this worse is their target demographic is younger people who often do not know their rights. The girls (all of them) behind the till lied straight to my face, then got shitty when I challenged them. When she realised I was a nasty mean old bird, she finally printed mine, and everyone else in the queue suddenly asked for printed receipts too. That tells you everything. Customers do not want this. I will be reporting it, because this kind of data-grabbing is out of control and companies like New Look know exactly what they are doing. It is shocking behaviour.

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