
Xerxes
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Xerxes
@tapas_sir
if you look very closely,you will see me not caring....Cyber security is my forte








So today I hired someone to butcher one of my goats. I specifically told him to roast the goat before skinning it. This man instead went to call a vulcanizer to pump the deæd goat. He then proceeded to using soapy water on my goat before skinning it. I was so furious and asked him why he didn't do as I instructed him. He told me that in his place in Yoruba land, they pump their ram and goats and then use soapy water to skin them. Oga, do I look Yoruba to you? I told you to roast it before skinning. We Igbo people roast ours before skinning it. It gives the meat that goat scent when cooking it. I won't pay him his complete money.








We listen we don’t judge: sex edition




Look at the type of animals the Governor of Niger State is rearing 😲



Pastor Adeboye did not protest against Jonathan’s government — RCCG dismisses claims




On Friday I went to check out an apartment an agent told me about. I met the landlord and he requested for 2yrs rent. I told him I have only 1yr rent cos the agent told me the price for a year. He said “Na why I de find yahoo boy, so that he go pay like 5yrs rent. Then when Efcc find am he go run leave house make I put another tenant” Apparently I was not his target audience 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️




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What or who almost killed you?



