𝙼𝚊𝚝𝚝 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴 🇺🇦

@ating85 And yes, I do type with grace and precision at all times.

@KemiBadenoch @Conservatives They’re literally striking because of your party’s legacy. I don’t agree with these strikes, as this government has done a great deal to repair much of what you broke. But nobody is interested in you piping up. We remember what you did to the NHS.

I will ban resident doctors and consultants from going on strike – as we already do for the Police and Armed Forces. Labour has chosen the unions over patients. The @Conservatives choose patients, because only we are serious about getting Britain working again.

@elonmusk You first.

One day, we will be out there, among the stars

Has AI been closed down? What on earth is this rubbish? I sound more like @DeborahMeaden than this ad. You are disgusting @YouTube for allowing this rubbish to tarnish good channels on your platform.

F🍆ck me. Even the AI scammers are slacking off 🤣 (volume up 🔊) @YouTube you allow this rubbish?

Turns out Gen Z were right. Older generations have it better in life. #apple #ageverification

@MartinSLewis When you get a chance, please give your laptop a wipe down 🧼

Show day lunch. The key question... what can I make myself at home, before leaving for studio, where I can keep working while cooking... Bbq beans, garlic scrambled eggs, crumpets (with marmite) and some cheese. I'm happy.

@TeamYouTube Thank you, I’m pleased this is being looked into. But WHY do you not make it possible to report ads on TVs? You have a native app on all TV platforms; I’m sure you have the talent to make this possible. @MartinSLewis @TalksDamien

@teefster Hey, appreciate you flagging this. We've shared this with the review team & they're looking into these ads, we'll handle all the next steps from here. Thank you so much for sharing this with us. Also, keep in mind that you can only report ads on YouTube mobile or on a computer

Hi there @YouTube! How is your algorithm clever enough to serve me FRAUDULENT AI scam ads featuring @MartinSLewis whilst watching @TalksDamien vids about investing, and yet unable to protect your users from these blatant scams? And WHY is there zero option to report the ad???

@Matt_Pinner Neither have lived up to the hype, but Boris presided over the care home crisis, PPE scandal, partygate, the test & trace debacle, all when the country needed him most. He was a disastrous leader with a toxic legacy. Kier has a way to go to match that, but give him time…

Do you believe Boris Johnson was a better Prime Minister than Keir Starmer?

@scottygb am I misremembering, or wasn’t the BBC supposed to fix the issue with local news being shown in SD several years ago? Did they forget about BBC West? It still gets very fuzzy whenever local news is shown on Freesat.

@ronan_omalley Alternatively, a growing resentment that 95% of the laundry* is done by only one party in the relationship. *all the chores

Being gay in a long term relationship really is just putting laundry away together and asking each other who’s jockstrap is who’s huh

@Scott_Wiener And we’re sure these aren’t tacky AF? Ok.

WE JUST RE-LAUNCHED THE BAY LIGHTS! San Francisco’s light is now even brighter. Truly the best city on the planet. Happy Bay Lights!

How do @Netflix consistently get the cataloguing of their content so wrong? You go to watch a two season show. It defaults to play from Season 2. You manually force it to watch from Season 1, and instead of going on to S2, it removes the show from the queue. 🚀🔬

@Winterrose This has led to the ridiculous evolution (in the UK at least) on news sites to: Pay for Access OR Accept All Cookies. This was never the intent.

I would pay $1 per month for life for a browser I could tell my cookie preferences to and never see a f*cking European GDPR popup from ever again. how did these idiots let this happen

@bodycrave Nice

What do you call this?

@usaodatov @matthew_elliott What?

@teefster @matthew_elliott Maybe we should send more money to Ukraine lol. Are you a British or Ukrainian. Have you ever considered showcasing your own flag lol

The Government will collect £331bn in income tax this year, and spend £333bn on welfare. In other words, we now spend more on people not working than we raise from those who do. And the cost? Debt per person has risen from £11.5k in 2000 (inflation adjusted) to over £41k today.

The @Energizer Ultimate Lithium batteries supplied with my @blinkforhome cameras lasted over 2 years. 👍 The exact same batteries I bought on @AmazonUK to replace them are dying within 3 months. 👎 Are Amazon selling fake batteries?

@burnleyboi97 😂😂😂

It must be fun to be have boomer levels of entitlement

@rebecca_ryder21 No PM is building a palace with ill gotten gains, but the relentless transfer of public money to private companies for poor & overpriced products & services is disgraceful. Yet no political party actually wants to show up and tackle it properly. Funny that!

@rebecca_ryder21 I wonder if there will ever be a political party in power that’s not blind to / actively establishing corruption at every opportunity. We like to sneer at other “corrupt” countries. But it’s just as bad here, except it’s masked through incompetence and back room deals.

NHS hospital: I noticed the clock on the wall showed the wrong time. A nurse told me they knew, but they wouldn’t report it because replacing the battery through the NHS would cost £70. A £2 battery... £70. How? Why? That's when I began to dig further. 🧵