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@John2Win If I asked the other guard which door leads to freedom/safety, which door would he tell me to open?

📣 I’ve been selected to ask Keir Starmer a question at PMQs tomorrow! What should I ask him?

Eid Mubarak to my millions of followers

@UKinSingapore @NHM_WPY Have you read about the otter conservation plan?

Happy World Wildlife Day! 🦦🌍 Today we celebrate our planet's incredible wildlife, including Singapore’s much‑loved otters. We will continue working together to protect biodiversity, support healthy ecosystems and build a greener future for all. Photo credit: @NHM_WPY

GXFC to my millions of followers.

Eid Mubarak to my millions of followers

Happy Easter to my millions of followers.

Eid Mubarak to my millions of followers.

@afneil He did not make these comments sitting next to the Qatari energy minister exactly a week ago on stage in Delhi. Poorly briefed and did not read the room.

America is far more dependent on fossil fuels than we are. So why are its energy costs between 50% and 25% lower than ours? Also I understand over 40% of our electricity now comes from renewables. If they’re so cheap why do we have among the highest domestic and industrial electricity prices in the world? And why do rich wind power multinationals still demand massive subsidies to erect more wind turbines if the stuff is so cheap to generate? Also you keep on saying we’re dependent for gas on petrostate dictators. We import most of our gas from America and Norway. Is this a covert attack on Trump, with the innocent Norwegians as collateral damage? Plus if you gave out more North Sea licenses we could reduce our gas imports from democracies and dictatorships. Or at least stabilise the status quo. Energy economics doesn’t seem to be your strong point. But an Oxford PPE degree is pretty poor all round when it comes to economics. I hope this helps.

GXFC to my millions of followers

@bushontheradio Slow walking, pavement meandering, step in front of you folks?

As a fitting way to round off 2024 I'll now be resharing all the c*nts I've drawn this year. Ready?

Happy New Year to my millions of followers.

Merry Christmas to my millions of followers.

@GDNonline Complete madness to have even considered cancelling the Bahrain flight.

Business and community leaders, diplomats and passengers have all welcomed British Airways (BA) decision to continue with direct flights from London to Bahrain, as highlighted in yesterday’s GDN. The decision, announced by delighted bosses at Bahrain Airport Company, the operator of Bahrain International Airport, follows a successful GDN Media petition that attracted the support of thousands of people. Read: gdnonline.com/Details/133788… #Bahrain #Manama #GDNNews #GDNOnline

@afneil The PM should place his handkerchief over this immediately.

What are you selling? Daft clothes? Do you no longer sell cars? You must already sniff the smell of disaster with this “campaign”. What was the agency?

Happy Diwali to my millions of followers.

@Keir_Starmer Don’t tell your Energy Secretary he will close it down.

We can build a future where AI drives growth, creates wealth and attracts investment in the UK, strengthening our position on the world stage. standard.co.uk/news/politics/…

@afneil Here’s another thought, instead of Biden stepping down for M Obama he changes his VP. Been done before.

All this year, as President Biden’s age became more of an issue, the White House’s many spinners and their vast army of stenographers in the media accused those of us who gave credence to Biden’s unfitness to run of peddling fake news. They assured us he was energetic, mentally acute, coherent and across the issues. They were lying. This, verbatim, was one of his typical contributions to Thursday’s debate: "We'd be able to help make sure that all those things we need to do—childcare, elder care, making sure that we continue to strengthen our healthcare system, making sure that we're able to make every single solitary person eligible for what I've been able to do with the—with, with, with the COVID. Excuse me, with dealing with everything we have to do with—look, if—we finally beat Medicare."

@afneil He made a coherent speech the next day. Timing.

Eid Mubarak to my millions of followers

Thanks for leaving the Number 10 Downing Street entrance scene in #ClarksonsFarm3. Should I get invited through that door I now know to knock first and ask questions later. 🫨