Jake from State Farm

Dear @Ask_Spectrum , the feature where my tv defaults to your channel every time I turn it off is stupid. Make it stop.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

A funny 🖕to the HOA

In 1978, Don Rickles accidentally broke Johnny Carson's cigarette box while Carson was on vacation. When Carson came back, he walked over and interrupted Don Rickles taping his sitcom to get revenge. Easily one of the best late night moments ever 🔥

And your father told you to walk it off

OG Star Trek crew in Vietnam! Straight KILLERS, Scotty is my favorite, who is yours friend? Happy Friday Night all phasers set to FUN!!! 🍹🧉🍾🍺🍷🍻🥂🥃🍸

Don’t mind me, just catching the game

“God sent this gentleman into her Life” 🙏🙏💕 God Bless both of them 🥹

This dog led an officer to his leash while he was being rescued from his burning home. This is Oakley. Last Thursday, he was home alone when a fire started in the attic. When the Aurora Police Department arrived, there were flames at the back of the house. Unsure if anyone was inside, Investigators Michael Ely and Jacob Leonard forced their way in to search for residents. That's when Ely found the family dog. Before Ely could grab Oakley, the pup urgently led the officer through the smoke-filled house, right to where his leash was hanging. After securing his leash, the pair safely evacuated the home. Oakley's family adopted him as a puppy 4 years ago, and they're forever grateful their sweet dog was saved. 14/10 for all

Yo @shortboxed been waiting on an order since July 21 and have gotten zero follow up. Help a guy out!

🚨BREAKING🚨: Pedro Pascal to star in ET reboot

@MrColionNoir any automobile gun safes you recommend?

You guys I’m dying 😂😂😂😂

Dave just wanted to know where you were going.

The accuracy