Ty Root
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Ty Root
@TyRoot
Creator of things people crave 🎮🛠️, classic Bronco aficionado 🚙, Scotch connoisseur 🥃, dog lover 🐾, and adventure seeker 🌍. Crafting experiences Pro.
Austin, TX شامل ہوئے Haziran 2010
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@eurosooner77 @MLBNetwork I’m glad we continue to live in your head, rent free.
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@MLBNetwork Astro fans up in arms. The entire baseball world knows the Dodgers are better if they get a little bit of health from the pitching stuff.
Astro fans desperately seeking validation from dodger fans. Good luck with that.
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@TyRoot Touché
Reggie Bush was lightening in a bottle for 2 years.
Vince Young single handedly shattered Carroll/Leinart/Bush dreams in 12 minutes
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In the past decade, only the 2022 Astros have clinched a #WorldSeries title in their home ballpark.

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@michaelschwab13 To this day, when they play the replay, the fist bumps on Maldonado’s chest, timed perfectly with the kick drum. Just so good. Thunderstruck!
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@kristiwright Thankfully, that was last week. I could not imagine the trifecta of hell that would’ve been upon the city if all three happened at the same time.
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@kristiwright No. The entire week here was a complete shit show. With F1 and a Georgia game. It was just a giant mess. I’m glad I did not go. My sister spent $1800 on tickets for her and her husband.🙄
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@SouthwestAir Southwest Airlines flight 3517. Daughter is very sick. Needs to get home, NOW.
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@TyRoot We're sorry for the lengthy delay that your family is experiencing. I'm happy to take a look and get an update for you. What's your flight number and the airport you’re traveling out of? -Tiara
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Dear @SouthwestAir - you have left my wife and sick 18-month old daughter stuck in Dallas for well over 2 hours. With no official departure time. You guys suck. She could have driven home by now. 🙄
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@kristiwright Idk what to make of this game. Defense has been stellar, but clearly Ewers is rusty as fuck. Our offense is keeping them in the game.
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