UK John.

@I_am_KenBarlow Ridiculous as usual.

#Corrie Would a hospital really bandage all your fingers together like that, just from holding a hot plate?

@TheGriftReport Boo fucking Hoo, she's led a charmed life for years, with zero talent.

Lorraine Kelly is feeling “lost and flat” after brutal ITV cost-cutting has left her struggling with life without her long-term team. Her show has been slashed to just 30-minute episodes and will only air for 30 weeks a year instead of 52. Several close colleagues, including stand-in presenters Ranvir Singh and Christine Lampard, have been axed. The 66-year-old is facing the longest time off TV in her entire 40-year career. A source said her old team was like a “second family” and she’s now “pining” for them.

@TheGriftReport Booked a massage with him in 2023, which he's due to finish any day now...

This Morning's Alison Hammond, 51, is “absolutely in love” with her Russian model and massage therapist boyfriend David Putman, who is turning 29. That’s a 22-year age gap. The couple met in 2023 when Alison booked a massage with him and have been together ever since. She said: “I completely understand why people are interested when there’s a 22-year gap, but what I find interesting is that it’s not as interesting when it’s the man who is older.” Alison added: “We are absolutely in love.”

@JayMVids @circusmantis Thanks Jay.

@ukayjohn @circusmantis If you mean her, then her name is Nao. She's the drummer and vocalist in the band Maximum The Hormone.

This is kind of the greatest thing that has ever happened

@TheDivisionGame I'd say this was an April Fools, but unfortunately not.

Join us on Wednesday, April 1, as we discuss the new season Rise Up and embark on our first journey into Year 8 of The Division 2! 🕛4PM CET/10AM ET/7AM PT 🔗twitch.tv/thedivisiongame

@TheDivisionGame April Fools bollocks.

We’ve taken immersion to the next level. Hear The Division 2 like never before. Available now.

@ToniVegetoni @japanleaders @BABYMETAL_JAPAN @mizyuzyun @dsk_rin @suzuka3sister @BW_Kanon They really do love what they do, and each other!.

And to show you that the face is the mirror of the soul, here are each girl's faces at the end of the TikTok, from Moa's seriousness to Mizyu's pouty lips, Momo's smile, and Suzuka's tongue sticking out 🤣🤣 #ATARASHIIGAKKO #新しい学校のリーダーズ #ATARASHIIGAKKOSPAIN

@notcee_fan Keep walking.

be brutally honest, wyd in this situation

@annalisekeatinq Of course, it's what all them up and coming gays are wearing...

his outfit...i need a word with the costume department

@bbceastenders @BBC @BBCiPlayer @BBCOne That's the best you could come up with for an April Fools?.

EastEnders announces groundbreaking POV episode filmed through the eyes of the Queen Vic Bust. Head here for the full story ➡️ bbc.in/EastEnders-New… #EastEnders @BBC @BBCiPlayer @BBCOne

@AlbaMetal1982 Chocolate Gakko's.

Atarashii Gakko and NAO from MTH joined Babymetal during Gimme Chocolate 😭😭 I NEED FANCAMS NOW

@ToniVegetoni @japanleaders @mizyuzyun @dsk_rin @suzuka3sister @BW_Kanon Those are recorders.

Some of you may not know this, but the flute is AG's most iconic instrument! 🤣 #ATARASHIIGAKKO #新しい学校のリーダーズ #ATARASHIIGAKKOSPAIN

@StatesideStreet Sees nothing wrong for the longest time, George has a word, and suddenly he believes!. Not only that, but issues his standard threat of violence instantly to Theo!.🤣

"Was he smiling with his eyes?" "Eyes don't smile." For me, Gary was one of the standout characters in this episode. Seeing him go through various emotions as he pieces things together and then confronting Theo was such an emotional rollercoaster. Kudos to Mikey North. #corrie

@ToniVegetoni @japanleaders @dsk_rin @BW_Kanon Looks like their outfits, might be heading to the stage!.

Kanon and Rin put on their jackets to go home and rest 😴, because to work well, you have to rest to regain your strength 💪 #ATARASHIIGAKKO #新しい学校のリーダーズ #ATARASHIIGAKKOSPAIN

@ToniVegetoni @japanleaders @mizyuzyun @dsk_rin @suzuka3sister @BW_Kanon Given the amount of calories they must burn off, it's a necessity!.

I really like the perspective of this photo, and especially the girls' faces, proving yet again that they love to sing and dance, but they absolutely adore eating 🤣🤣 #ATARASHIIGAKKO #新しい学校のリーダーズ #ATARASHIIGAKKOSPAIN

@RyanSoapKing25 Seem to be a lot of the pro's jumping ship!.

I'm actually scared at this point over what #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing is going to be like a few months from now. 😬 I knew from the moment Tess and Claudia were leaving that the show was never going to be the same again but now I'm worried that SCD will lose its sparkle ✨

@real_ginentonic @divisiongameHQ Pointless busywork, to make us play Resurgence!.🤣

@divisiongameHQ What’s the point of adding the caches to raids/incursions if the gear doesn’t work in them???

Escalation and Prototype Gear We’ve carefully read the conversations about Prototype Gear and we’ve decided to make adjustments based on your feedback. The idea of reducing Expertise costs has been present since the early conversations about Prototype Gear. Unfortunately, those changes didn’t make in time for PTS and reinforced the sentiment that the Max Expertise requirements for upgrading to Prototype Gear were too high. We heard your feedback and, although Prototype Gear is made to be rare, our PTS version of how you could upgrade or acquire was not reflective of our real intentions for the season's launch. For this reason, we have decided to increase the drop rates for Escalation and move forward with our plan to reduce the Expertise material costs. Another aspect of it that didn’t make for PTS and won’t be available at season launch as well is the targeted loot. We’re exploring some sort of daily targeted loot rotation to arrive soon, but the packed season brought challenges to its implementation, and we had to save it for a future update. We hope that, when it arrives, we can give players more control over their experience and better reward your time and effort. We also heard the community feedback about recalibration, and we will start to explore options to address this feedback in the future. However, as it was not part of the original design to have it with Prototype Gear, we don’t have a timeline for that yet. Finally, following the discussions about the value of Raids and Incursion after the new Exotic blueprints added to the Black Tusk Retaliation, we’ve decided to add a new reward to them, directly connected to our endgame expansion: Prototype Cores Cache. This cache will be a guaranteed reward for completing Operation Iron Horse, Operation Dark Hours, and Paradise Lost, dropping two Prototype Cores. We hope that this can bring more reasons to play those experiences while we don’t add new exclusive rewards. Prototype Cores can be used for both upgrading from normal gear to Prototype and to level-up or re-roll Augments, so we hope it can grant more resources to veterans looking to craft their Prototype Gear build. Prototype Gear is designed to push the current endgame further, not replace it, serving as an additional layer for our most dedicated veterans. This system is meant to offer new challenges and rare rewards, while giving you something fresh to pursue after seven years of content. We’re committed to continuing to iterate on it, and the main reason why we’re implementing it during the beginning of Year 8 is to have time to polish the best version of it throughout the year. Please keep sharing your thoughts with us, as we will continue to listen to them closely. We’re confident in our proposition but also open to adjusting the route with your valuable feedback. Changes made for Y8S1 release: Substantially increased the Prototype Gear drop rates in Escalation. Reduced the cost for Expertise upgrades. 50% reduction for Exotic Components. 20% reduction for other materials. Removed the requirement to have fully optimized gear when upgrading to Prototype. Increased the chance for the 3rd attribute to be maxed out when upgrading to Prototype Gear. Normalized Prototype Gear for Raids, Incursion and PvP Modes (Dark Zone/Conflict). Augments will be disabled for these modes. Stats will be set to their lowest number within the Prototype range. Added “Prototype Cores Cache” as rewards for Raids and Incursion. Each cache grants 2 Prototype Cores. Additions planned for the future: Daily targeted loot in Escalation Prototype Gear recalibration or equivalent

@divisiongameHQ And we've decided it's best to keep it as pointless busywork, to make you play resurgence, and froget that Division 3 is YEARS away.

@AvonandsomerRob Nah, they wouldn't be good enough at 'acting', what you see is who they are.

Do you think Gogglebox is mostly scripted and the viewers are advised on what to say about the programmes they are watching?