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@SenTedCruz How did you plan to do any of this remotely? You’re a liar and a huge piece of shit.

@Clark1995Clark I found out my husband had never seen 16 candles.

@bendelacreme Absolutely recommend but don’t get a small one anything under 7qt is pointless and I’m just hearing this outloud now....

@chrissyteigen Why do you people feel the need to relate to everything or for everything to be about you?! Jesus Christ I follow Chrissy for Chrissy stories! If I wanna know what’s happening in your hometown where you were born went to school at and will die in then I’d follow you..

@TiffRichElliott @mstinascamander My kids are 6, 4 and 3 and love Hamilton. My 4 year old loves to see the real people that inspired the characters.

@mstinascamander I'm mostly shocked at the Kids Choice Award. I didn't peg this as a "kids" production.

lin manuel miranda being the only hamilton cast member nominated is a literal crime. everyone outshined him sorry not sorry.

@mtgreenee Oh good then take a note, You’re a horrible fucking person and I truly wish the worst for you ❤️

@OakSmash Is the NFL trash, yes. Is Tom Brady the reason they are trash, no.

@SenTedCruz I saw an article with your stupid face on it so just here for my weekly reminder that you are a garbage person.

@heydudeimadam Our end of year bill has continuously gotten higher, started at 1500 it’s 3000 this year.

Because we have solar, we only pay our power bill once at the end of the year. At the end of last year, we replaced our old pool pump with an energy-efficient one. I was also home all day every day. We run our AC really cold. Last year's bill: $400 This year: $70 FOR THE YEAR!!!

@mollyjeanne615 @NetflixIsAJoke @hasanminhaj Oh I forgot his! The prom story is 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@NetflixIsAJoke @hasanminhaj ! Homecoming King does what hardly any stand-up specials do and tells a cohesive, emotional story that balances hilarious comedy with a heartfelt, anti-racist message, and I've watched it multiple times because it's so forking good

In your opinion, which stand up comedian tells the best stories?

@NetflixIsAJoke @rickygervais @natebargatze we need another special!!!

@mindykaling Movie night with my kids! Pizza and popcorn every Saturday:)

@auliemonkey @itsmerilove @monetxchange Agree! I hate the whole “winners circle” bs they just needed to split them into teams in an entertaining way 🤷🏻‍♀️

I firmly believe Denali is one of the best performers we’ve ever had on the show.

@monetxchange Yes! And it was so natural it seemed effortless.

@RepMTG @JoeBiden Don’t you have a real job like I’m assuming being a rep entails real work, go do that you fucking nut.

I just filed Articles of Impeachment on President @JoeBiden.

@SenTedCruz You’re so dumb, like so super dumb. An absolute complete moron.

By rejoining the Paris Climate Agreement, President Biden indicates he’s more interested in the views of the citizens of Paris than in the jobs of the citizens of Pittsburgh. This agreement will do little to affect the climate and will harm the livelihoods of Americans.

I fucking hate @tedcruz like I hate that stupid faced bastard so much.

@NellSco @pattonoswalt Oh she’s always been just as much a garbage person as her husband.

@smenor @KrissyChan_ @chrissyteigen No, she shouldn’t have to factor how strangers may or may not feel into how she grieves the loss of her child. How incredibly selfish of society to think otherwise.

@johncusack Fuck you dude lol we aren’t all right wing nuts. Don’t wish that abomination on us.