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@WilsonC75HT @waitrose There is no tannoy in Waitrose Byres Road that I’ve ever heard and I’m in there a few times a week . Nor is there a ‘beauty’ aisle - a small half section with shampoo and strepsils etc but hardly a beauty aisle …..

I was in @waitrose Byres Road this evening with my lovely 17 yo niece who was taking a bit of time choosing a present for her granny in the beauty aisle. All of a sudden there was an announcement over the tannoy instructing security staff to go to the health and beauty aisle MF

@22wow___ I need to know more about this pineapple cider!

一年生の時、大学って授業中自由に出入りしていいんだ！と思って、授業中に一旦外へ出て行って、パイナップルサイダーを購入して戻ってきたら、先生に「何をしているんですか」と言われた

@BoyGeorge @piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump Is this the real Boy George or a ‘make a confusing AI reply tweet’ app endeavour ..

I fell on the floor howling when I read the comments about Bruce Springsteen. It sounded like me and Pete Burns at it in the 80s. I have the same birthday as Donald Trump, Che, Alan Carr and the late and great Paul O' Grady. Never, was there, a more complex and bonkers time for pop culture.

This is embarrassing, Delete it, President ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ - unless you want everyone to think you’ve lost your marbles.

@BoyGeorge @piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump What???

BREAKING: The regime in Iran has announced that it will execute 26-year-old Erfan Soltani in less than 24 hours in order to send a message to the protestors. Soltani was snatched from his home after being identified at a protest in the Ferdis District of Kerch. He is scheduled to be publicly hanged, sending the message that this is the price you will pay if you fight for democracy. It is the absolute worst, most evil, inhuman scare tactic imaginable. Time is running out for Erfan. Time is running out for Iran. The people need our voices while theirs continue to be in grave danger.

Share this to save his life. If you make him famous, the Iranian regime might not execute him tomorrow. #ErfanSoltani

They’re blaming college for radicalising him but he dropped out in first year after just one semester.

@ShakeLS It’s only water …

This is absolutely beyond shameful. Poor kids.

@RyanOnX1 @RusGarbageHuman @zoomertea This you ?

@RusGarbageHuman @zoomertea These people will be the death of us. Dumb do-gooders who won’t see the tree until we crash into it, then it will be too late. I hate them so much. Look at his stupid face..

Immigration has hit small town Scotland & there nothing i can do about it.

@LurkingPilgrim @RusGarbageHuman @zoomertea You’re not welcome - small minded racists we can do without !

@Bill43111 @RonFilipkowski Brigadoon

@RonFilipkowski Nambia Thighland Narnia Portlandia ………

That’s because there weren’t any.

@olgatokariuk Well done Olga! All of Scotland is #TeamUkraine now!