Edson Yellowfish

Black kid would be in a foster home before sunset.

Me at buffet with my son

@UKAthletics Move it to OKC!

🥎 Catch the SEC Softball Tournament in Lexington, KY!

SEC Champs Again! And it’s even more impressive when you consider OU never lost an SEC series this season. 8-0. Plus, the 20-4 record in conference is the best since for an SEC champ since 2018 Florida. Rocha’s situation, Nelly’s injury, still overcame it to win the league.

The people who promised to fix everything on day 1 are still out here blaming Joe Biden on day 467.

A helicopter pilot already did

All-Time SEC Softball Regular Season Titles 1. Florida ‐ 9 2. Alabama - 6 3. LSU - 5 4. Tennessee - 3 5. Arkansas, Georgia, Oklahoma - 2 8. South Carolina - 1 9. Auburn, Kentucky, Mississippi State, Missouri, Ole Miss, Texas, Texas A&M - 0

Boston Celtics laid these over every seat at TD Garden for tonight’s game

You can stop tagging the FBI under this. They've seen it, they just can't afford to drive over here now.

dudes really spend $80k on a new truck to just haul around their fat wife

You're paying $8 for gas but thank god those seven trans athletes can no longer play sports and you can say "r*tard" again!

@NuggetsLead Lol

Bill Simmons on the injuries in this series: "In a weird way was the Gordon injury bigger than any injury in this series? You realize all the stuff he did for them...that as soon as you take it out you just couldn't replace it" The Nuggets aren't the same without Aaron 😕

If the Nuggets get Bruce Brown back on this roster somehow...unbeatable?

Is going from Russell Westbrook to Bruce brown the greatest upgrade in backup pg history ?

Denver picked these two players over Russell Westbrook.

SwipaCam realizing he can’t blame Russ anymore for his team being dog ass:

Trae Young watching the Hawks get packed up by the Knicks

@BillSimmons Too much a puss

Going live on Netflix right after this game as soon as we make sure Joker doesn’t try to fight the entire T Wolves team

@RedDirtSport @nuggets @BillSimmons

.@nuggets @BillSimmons