
Tartan Army at Marlins game: One lad goes from kilt to cuffs in record time. 🏴🚔 Miami-Dade Sheriff: “Welcome to Florida — we don’t do Boston rules here.” Came for the chants, stayed for the bracelets. What happened?! 😂
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Tartan Army at Marlins game: One lad goes from kilt to cuffs in record time. 🏴🚔 Miami-Dade Sheriff: “Welcome to Florida — we don’t do Boston rules here.” Came for the chants, stayed for the bracelets. What happened?! 😂



@honeyNonABG @PeakingTruth He means you didn’t bother to look up the definition of the word hypergamy before commenting on it.

JUST NOW: Tucker Carlson announces he is no longer supporting the Republican Party.








Welcome to the world, Fiona. Just when I thought Father’s Day couldn’t get better, our first grandchild arrives. ❤️❤️


Being a reply guy is forming a parasocial relationship with someone until they form one back

Israel now has an official ice cream flavor. 🍦🇮🇱 Milk & Honey is made with milk from Kibbutz Alumim, honey from Kibbutz Yad Mordechai and was created to support communities in southern Israel. The Land of Milk and Honey just got a little more literal. What flavor should be next?


Ben & Jerry’s drops ‘ZIONIST ICE CREAM FLAVOUR’ Star of David CHUNKS in every ‘PROMISED LAND’ scoop

can someone tell me how to ragebait a nonchalant guy. like srsly I need to know??

If you text a girl “you were in my dream” in the morning and then don’t answer the rest of the day… they will go insane and fall in love with you