WeirdRalph
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WeirdRalph
@weirdralph
Official account of Weird Ralph: aspiring billionaire playboy, author of 14 unwritten books, lead singer in a one-man quartet. Pronouns: thee/thou
Knoxville, Tennessee (USA) شامل ہوئے Mart 2009
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Police in Spring Hill, Tennessee dismantled an organized retail theft ring, with suspects now facing ICE detainers following the arrests.
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🚨 BREAKING: Vice President JD Vance Officially CONFIRMS that Rep. Ilhan Omar Committed Immigration Fraud:
“Ilhan Omar definitely committed immigration fraud against the United States of America”
The VP says the White House is going to “go after” Omar for these crimes.
“What are the legal remedies now that we know she’s committed immigration fraud? How do you go after her? How do you investigate her? How do you actually build the case to actually get some justice for the American people?”
Vance also calls for a probe into Omar’s knowledge of rampant Somali fraud in Minnesota:
“She has been at the center of a lot of the worst fraudsters in the Somali community.”
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@SenDuckworth Thank you, ICE, for helping stop Duckworth's mess from getting even worse.
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It's unforgiveable that Republicans would rather let ICE terrorize families at airports—
Than give TSA workers a paycheck and enact the extremely common-sense DHS reforms needed to protect citizens from being killed in broad daylight.
Stop the chaos.
Get ICE out.
Fund TSA.
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@FmrRepMTG Glad to know I was justified in distrusting you. Thanks for the confirmation.
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Heartbreaking 💔
THIS is what we thought MAGA was going to end. We believed Trump would end it because he told us he would.
This is Trump’s new MAGA and I want nothing to do with it.
Pray for our troops🙏because Trump is sacrificing them for Israel.
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The 5x5 drill is one of the best ways to improve your handgun proficiency. Five sets of 5 rounds at 5 yards in 5 seconds or less at a 5" target, starting from the low ready position.
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@CBSNews @MZHemingway Right-wing activist???
Every time I think I sufficiently despise you assclowns, you prove me wrong again!
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The Justice Department reached a settlement with former Trump national security official and right-wing activist Michael Flynn after he sued the department for wrongful prosecution. cbsn.ws/4daUl6t
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@Variety Hey, you guys - let's take the premise of Wild Hogs and apply it to Lord of the Rings!
GIF
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NEW 'LORD OF THE RINGS' MOVIE
Stephen Colbert is co-writing "The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past" (working title), which will go into production after "The Hunt for Gollum."
The synopsis: "Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo - Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam’s daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began."
Colbert is co-writing the script with his son, Peter McGee, and franchise veteran Philippa Boyens.
variety.com/2026/film/news…
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@Variety Because Hobbits retracing their perilous journeys on a lark is apparently a thing.
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@angusparvo I guess that's the joke. You expect nonsense on 4/1 so they're pranking you a week in advance.
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I thought April Fool's Day was next Wednesday
Variety@Variety
NEW 'LORD OF THE RINGS' MOVIE Stephen Colbert is co-writing "The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past" (working title), which will go into production after "The Hunt for Gollum." The synopsis: "Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo - Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam’s daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began." Colbert is co-writing the script with his son, Peter McGee, and franchise veteran Philippa Boyens. variety.com/2026/film/news…
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@_gypsy_queen_ Who said anything about pearl clutching? A lot of us just want Trump to stop sabotaging the midterms.
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Robert Mueller harassed an innocent man (Peter W. Smith) until he commited suicide.
Robert Mueller ruined HUNDREDS of lives based on a fraudulent case he KNEW was fabricated by Democrats.
Robert Mueller drove families that had ZERO involvement with Russia into bankruptcy.
Their children even received death threats.
Spare me the pearl clutching over Trump's response to his death.
Robert Mueller was heartless. ☠️
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@AGHamilton29 @jtLOL I bet they've never wondered why millions of people aren't risking their lives to escape capitalism.
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Incredible.
The Code Pink/Hasan crew flew 1st class to Cuba to lecture people re how Communism is actually great and all their struggles are because of America. They were already being ridiculed for staying in a 5-star hotel. Now the power grid has gone out for everyone else.
Agustín Antonetti@agusantonetti
Estas son imágenes exclusivas que me llegan desde Cuba. En pleno apagón nacional, el hotel en donde está hospedado Pablo Iglesias junto al resto de la comitiva de invitados VIP de la dictadura cubana es el ÚNICO PUNTO DEL PAÍS con electricidad en estos momentos. Hay un operativo de seguridad protegiéndolos por temor a que las protestas se puedan dirigir a este lugar.
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@ChrisMurphyCT An open border was the problem.
ICE (already funded) is the solution.
Deal with it.
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This is the only thing you need to know.
Democrats want to open TSA. Republicans are refusing because they want to attach ICE funding.
That’s why there are long lines. ICE.
Brian Schatz@brianschatz
We are enthusiastically willing to pay TSA workers today, and we will keep trying, but the sticking point is that Republicans want to attach ICE funding to it. We are not in agreement about ICE, but I don’t think workers and travelers should have to wait for an ICE deal.
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@hollywoodscifi It's even worse. He's older than Patrick Stewart was when TNG ended.
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@TwitchyTeam It's almost as though they're compensating for something
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NEW>> CNN’s Solution to Low Ratings Is Enormous Mics for Anderson Cooper and Office Broadcasts for Jake Tapper
twitchy.com/warren-squire/…
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Chuck Norris didn't join the Marine Corps...the Marine Corps applied to him.
Heaven’s streets have always been guarded by Marines. Today, Chuck Norris reported for duty.
We mourn the passing of Chuck Norris, a @usairforce veteran, who also became an honorary Marine in 2007 when awarded the title by then Commandant of the Marine Corps, Gen. James T. Conway.
Chuck Norris is one of just over 100 individuals to be awarded the title of Honorary Marine in the entire 250-year history of the Corps.
Some missions may require a battalion, but this one just requires an Honorary Marine.
#USMCHistory #USMC #SemperFidelis
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@tomselliott Thinking that your base is too stupid to obtain voter ID is an interesting take.
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Schumer: SAVE Act is "awful, despicable, un-American ... voter suppression"
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@redsteeze So she left X but she's still paying for verification?
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She is going to be so disappointed to learn she lost whenever she wakes up.
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@the_transit_guy A more loathsome creature has yet to be discovered on the planet
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The man redesigned the HBO logo five times, the company lost 50% of its value, and he made $887 million. We might be looking at the greatest businessman to ever exist.
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
David Zaslav will receive $887M as compensation for the Paramount/Warner Bros merger. Meanwhile, thousands of people are expected to lose their jobs in layoffs after the merger closes. (Source: Deadline)
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