Window Man

“I can’t believe I’m failing accounting I haven’t even missed a class yet” Me in class:

@TheBluelndian Absolute beast

Absolute chiller from a couple days ago at dardi gras

@AuburnEinstein Dude😂😂

@mackattack2003 You know where to find me

Does anyone want to go Teague Time with me for Halloween?

No one has ever opened social media or turned on their TV and asked “I wonder what Ryan Clark’s opinion is”

Hey, @grok , who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

@mackattack2003 @CaptainSardis99 @grok @grok do the same for me

@CaptainSardis99 @grok @grok do the same for me

Hey @grok according to your analysis, name 10 accounts in sequence who frequently visit my profile. Don't mention the person, just @.username and the rate of number of times a week visit they visit my profile

@mackattack2003 @BWWings @HeinzTweets I’m going to kill you

@BWWings @HeinzTweets When does the SIX SEVEN sauce drop 😂😂😂🫱🫱🫱

Be the first to try the MUSTAAAAAARD—only at Buffalo Wild Wings. Order any beef item and get a free bottle of @HeinzTweets Chipotle Honey Mustaaaaaard—while it lasts.

@ncaa @NCAABaseball What pussy ass ump did you find to put behind home plate. Absolute disgrace

@RandyHuebert No way this is you🤣🤣

@windowman292 Window Man, This desk looks very familiar. It looks like a place I spent 37.5 hours at this past week. See you Monday. Roll tide. Best regards, Randy H

“Yeah dude this internship’s really been kicking my ass”

Shedeur Sanders in his pre-draft interviews

Clearly haven’t seen mine, Dov

It’s so infuriating trying to play 2k now knowing 11 year old me would beat me like a rag doll

Best nap of the year incoming #MastersSunday

@mackattack2003 @EarlyBirdCald I take full responsibility

@EarlyBirdCald This is all your fault @windowman292

It was supposed to be a chill night.

@MilesKellyBurnr Think this is all just based on scenario because I’d much rather have an elite 8 than a conference regular season title but bounced first round

Ranking College Basketball season accomplishments: (my opinion) 1. Natty 2. Natty runner-up 3. Final 4 4. Conference regular season title 5. Elite 8 6. Sweet 16 7. Conference tournament title 8. Round of 32 9. Round of 64

@JoshPr1m0 Sorry my sweet mother knows ball

@windowman292 Quick bro send me a text to get clicks on twitter and I’ll change your contact to “Mom” to make me look sick!

Yeah this’ll play. Mom knows ball

@runawaybeertrck Joined March 2025🤣🤣

@windowman292 “Bro send me a text about my Peter millar real quick for the burner verse, it’ll do numbers.”

Nobody does gay stuff like sig chi! Put a shirt on boys. Would say #shrink but he’s already 5’4. #shrink