Thanos

Tales of a Chronic Gooner I used to be a chronic gooner, not just a causal “Scroll before bed” guy. I mean a strategic gooner. I would mark days on the calendar like I was training for olympics, going on 3 week celibacy streak just to build up the “material” and then setting aside an entire weekend just to shoot up my room with ropes. I’d have snacks, water, a dark room, and honestly I’d even burn incense or scented candles to make my degeneracy aromatherapeutic The intensity was something else, So naturally I wanted it take it to the next level and I introduced breath play. Right at the climax I’d hold my breath for at least 10 seconds. Let me tell you the orgasms were so insanely intense that I briefly saw my ancestors. One time I booked a suite at the Sarova Stanley alone just to goon in style. But there was a downside, I genuinely felt like I didn’t need a woman at all anymore, I had become this terrifying self-sufficient nuclear reactor running on its own waste. Thank God I eventually freed myself from those shackles. And now that I’m broke, I look back at that Sarova booking & feel very stupid. Anyone else who has been in such a dark place before?

RT @Dr_AustinOmondi: There’s a myth that if you take Viagra you just have sex or you will die. Where did that crazy idea come from?

@ivymuthe Heh na si wako na guts !!!

"Mimi sifanyi campaign. Lakini next year tarehe 10 mwezi wa nane, nitaamka niende kwa Returning officer nichukue certificate yangu ya Ushindi. Kama wewe ni mwanaume nicross hiyo siku utajua"~Nimrod Mbai, mp kitui East

@__MadRojas Tupa Tu

"Sasa nani ataosha hizi vyombo, ama nizitupe ?"

@KlementGemini You cannot go and start causing chaos in the name of maandamano , haiwes , people have businesses to run

Huku Jogoo Road na Nairobi CBD Gen Zs sent by demos planners arr crying

@dropdalot 🤣🤣🤣😭how bad is the image budaa😭

Nmeongelesha dem kwa mat akavaa earphone ya pili😭

@justTristy Hadai Stori zako

Kwani huyu mnyama huongea tu kwa movie,,,niko hapa nakauliza shida ni gani na hakataki kujibu

@acecrypt01 Rose jomba ?? , unatetemesha Haga pia wewe sio

Between me and poverty is that 40 bob you see. Life is hard 😪

@TaahTana Unaniona matako yako sio ??

"Beb sikatai kweli nimetoka summertide, but sikufanya izo vitu watu walikuwa wana post"😂

@AmbrosMr_ 🤣🤣🤣😭 umenikumbusha mbali akic

“Eeeh mum ata nimetoka library saa iii, nataka nikule lunch then niende practical”

@bozgabi It is something about psychology . Where people crave what is not there but don't care much about what is there

Madem hujifanya wanajua what they deserve lakini they end up in toxic abusive relationships na bado wanakwamilia apo. They love men who treat them badly 🤣🤣

@BramAludah Mamae nimepata 20 ,15 wakaenda Mambo gani haya

Target yako leoo ni kupata followers wangapii?

@Kenya_Digest Hapa nayo iko Kwa roho kabisaa

Unfortunately when it comes to Ruto, I don't call it political differences kwa sababu mimi siasa nimeweka kwa venacava - Polo Kimani

@cohen_baron2 🤣🤣🤣 it really amazes me But it is how the wired brain was wired . If you get constantly you don't care much about it because it is there . If it is not there the brain prioritizes the task to look for it

Ladies get a lot messages from random guys in their dms but they choose to wait for that one idiot who doesn’t even care 🤣

@cohen_baron2 So you just have to go with the flow . Everything we were afraid of happening , happened

Sometimes we end up just saying we're fine, because still nothing will happen if we say we're not

@__mtskid 🤣🤣🤣😭mafans huku nyuma wanasema pesa kuna watu haiwezi badilisha

Just after I paid for the badge

@cohen_baron2 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mimi naisha 😂😂😂😂

@mucherawhh What next

Nimeguza post zote za morning hours nangoja mseme what next

@koxmusaInc_ Na iwe funzo Kwa wengine walio na tabia kama zao

Police officers harass and arrest young people protecting during sabasaba protest in Nairobi cbd.

@KlementGemini Nowadays vijana wengi wanataka shortcuts kuomoka manzee . Nobody wants to grind anymore , wakipata chance ata kama NI kukuosha , nobody thinks twice . Hapa inafaa kuwa sayuni direct Lakini pia you have to be too comfortable with your employees kuoshwa kiwango hio.

Edu ECB ni kama alitokwa millions na vijana wake wanamfanyia kazi, who even can be trusted anymore? That was very unexpected. Lakini 4 fucking million? Mimi nawezatuma mtu sayuni buana huwenitoka pesa mingi hivo.