Zero stress

@thepoetpreneur @Wizarab10 but why? is it laziness or scarcity of water, or she’s just a dirty person

@Wizarab10 I ended a relationship with a lady who doesn't even flush. She stores urine in the closet till daybreak and then poo in to flush it altogether. I knew I wasn't cut out for this. I jejely left

Where are you people always rushing to after using the toilet? Flush properly. If it takes 3 tries to get it spotless, flush 3 times. If you have to use the brush to scrub, scrub properly and flush. Always bother to flush properly.

@Kingbayo_xyz @heydika5 nobi lie.

@heydika5 Even make I no get money inside am I go still open that app....the app is dangerous to human health

since i deleted my opay account, i noticed my spendings have actually reduced. i always knew there’s a sorcery behind that app that make you spend unnecessary.

@manlike_DiDi @currentiyke never again. did 3 hrs interstate, only to arrive and her number was off, for more than 24hrs. the second time it happened to me, i wasn’t even angry. i be like, oh, i’m familiar with this script

@currentiyke I drove Ph to Delta…. Na me drive back when I don reach and the number no gree connect again . As I enter compound, turn off engine…. Na so the WhatsApp text come in….. 😅 Off course you know the handout note wey dem send gimme

You and babe go dey talk for months, una go plan and marinate the meet-up well well. Then the day wey you land for her city, you go tell am say you don dey her city, she go just reply Welcome. Smh.

Dear Apple if I delete the contact Maybe: you should delete that shit too

@Boyravee wetin be this 😂

Remote job no easy o😭

@BIGWLKR @YUNGJIZZY19 he did no bad sha, it’s normal to be worried about your partner’s safety in that kain setting. but make i tell you “i’m worried about you” after that nonsense she talk, i go rather chop raw pepper and onion

@zero_stress16 @YUNGJIZZY19 I'm nver texting that long paragraph to her to even begin with

Was I doing too much by wanting to pick her up?

@Adelekebees @Ol0ye once you tell me to trust you, you don trigger my caution alert be that. red flag

@zero_stress16 @Ol0ye Be like it was planned sef coz why ar they 3 coz initially wanted to follow them but no space 😂😂

I don give my Yoruba driver so many cars for delivery. E go still come back complain. 2nd time wey I give my Hausa driver delivery. He come back with onions and kilishi "for madame."

I need to add, with the suit came a free tie, free shirt, and free socks. We just needed to find inexpensive shoes. That’s all I could afford. He was fine with that.

na mindset make poor man upgrade him bank account to tier 3.

@Adelekebees @Ol0ye fxck you 😂😂 not the ending i was expecting

@Ol0ye My car fuel finish along kobape road to interchange Every car I was trying to stop wasn’t answering, three Hausas on bike stopped and told me to trust them because I was reluctant initially, took my keg and ₦5000 and till tomorrow never returned.

In the last three years alone, over 15 million of you have turned 18. You, therefore, have the power to shape the nation’s future. Go and obtain your PVC. — Peter Obi urges young (first-time) Nigerian voters.

“Any society where you see people in government doing better than entrepreneurs, is a failed country. That’s why our country is failing” — NDC Presidential Candidate, Peter Obi

god abeg no let me poor 🙏🏽 if i marry nonsense i go divorce

@ambuikem lmaoooo

You will be richer than Elon musk this June

In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion. That’s where the process breaks down.

@afrisagacity my presido just active. lat election don teach ham lesson

“So many Nigerians are more qualified than I am but they are not on the ballot. Among those on the ballot, I am more qualified.” -Peter Obi on a Media chat with Rufai Oseni.✍️

@EmzyGadgets this is basic nah, every iphone user should know this esp if you use imessage a lot.

Y’all know iPhone user to iPhone user can send messages for free with data connection via iMessage. Now the main issue is if the both of you are using iPhone, you can’t send SMS to each other, becuse it’ll go as iMessage and your mobile data needs to be turned on before it gets sent and the receiver also need to have his / her data on before receiving your message. So what if there’s no network or you don’t have data? This is how to turn off the iMessage feature to send as sms and also how to turn it back on. Blue means iMessage 💬 Green means text message