vague came into vogue with clickbait listicles (#10 will shock you!). then it was youtube (start doing THIS!). right now its vagueposting on here. next, i imagine screenslop will have destroyed americans attention spans to the point where public schools will teach in fluent vague

@uncledoomer every test answer will be maybe student: wait so i passed or failed teacher: its complicated

@uncledoomer In English please

@uncledoomer Teacher: "Can anyone explain the difference between mitosis and meiosis?" Little Johnny raises hand: "You're not gonna belief this" Teacher: "Correct. Very good"

@uncledoomer You tweet so much that your attention span sucks

Idiocracy predicts the rise of fluent vauge, many black people and wiggers (AAVE) already speak fluent vauge. It is an emotive language, prone to disagreements because nobody tries to clarify anything, they just think you're stupid for not understanding them. youtu.be/l7ICZHPPTtY?si…