Rusty Shackleford

I’m literally Marty Supreme except instead of being the best ping pong player my very specific purpose is to see Texas A&M win a men’s basketball national title #BuckyBall

.@lukeevangelist_ sighting at Paycom #BuckyBall

Paycom Center I am inside of you #BuckyBall

@coleadamss A must follow

Funniest account in college basketball 😂

@TonyPatelis Employed

TRAVIS FORD.

@TonyPatelis Buckeyes aren’t the smartest

4.3 seconds and you get a half court shot.

@TonyPatelis Now hold the fort Tony, this game has the feel of an Elite 8 matchup

TCU STINKS.

@TonyPatelis He’s a close talker

I don't think Andy Katz stands close enough to the people he interviews.

@lukeevangelist_ They travel like crazy. I remember 2 years ago in Memphis that crowd was 85% cornfed. Hilarious to see them go dead quiet that year

This is a Nebraska home game, goodness gracious.

@arthurgarysimps Agree 100% Gary. That said, while we’re in it, let’s go and win the whole thing

Good morning Ags. The sun rises today over the great state of Texas and it shines a beam of hope. Win or lose today I couldn’t be more proud of this team, and the way they displayed what it means to be a fighting Texas Aggie. Have a day! Best, Gary

@TonyPatelis Same

99.9% chance my bracket will be perfect.

Bracket Dox #LFG

@uncledoomer In English please

vague came into vogue with clickbait listicles (#10 will shock you!). then it was youtube (start doing THIS!). right now its vagueposting on here. next, i imagine screenslop will have destroyed americans attention spans to the point where public schools will teach in fluent vague

Heading to OKC for some #BuckyBall. Big win incoming, I can feel it in my bones

@CJVogel_OTF To play devil’s advocate here, 3/4 of these games have been great theater

The greatest argument for never needing to expand the NCAA Tournament is literally the First Four. All of these teams stink.

@colehawk23 A&M*, nice try tho big fella, loved watching you play

Saint Mary’s vs Houston round of 32 🫣

@SCNext Unserious behavior

Caleb Wilson’s jersey will hang from the rafters after ONE SEASON 😤

@TheFieldOf68 @GoodmanHoops @DukeMBB @umichbball @GatorsMBK @ArizonaMBB Picking all the 1 seeds. Livin on the edge aren’t we Jeff…

🎉 @GoodmanHoops' Final Four Picks 🎉 🏀 @DukeMBB 🏀 @umichbball 🏀 @GatorsMBK 🏀 @ArizonaMBB 🏆

@ryanhammer09 Tommy Lloyd stinks of Mark Few. Biblical chock job incoming

Why I am picking Arizona to cut nets… I’ll happily be wrong if they fall short again.

@MurrayHillGuy1 You’re just a dork man. Stay in your lane and go back to posting fake dating situations

I used to LOVE March Madness… Took “sick days” every year on Thursday + Friday, posted at a bar with 4 screens all day. This year I don’t even care enough to fill out a bracket (but picking Michigan) Wtf happened… did I get older or did it just stop hitting the same?

@arthurgarysimps I despise Auburn almost as much as the sips and corndogs

And people want to make fun of A&M? This is on top of Auburn claiming like 5 nattys this year. Just saying.