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@redheadranting It also ensures losing the account if you change your number and forget to update them first.

I really hate two factor identification. I get it, we need it, but that time I waste waiting those 30 seconds to 20 minutes for the email with the code could be put to much better use.

@DieselBABE20 Were you born in the 1900's too?

We used to go clubbing till 4 am Now we need flashlights to read menus😭

@omgsidewalks Indeed. Especially the Sigma Males who just don't give a fuck.

Do people actually exist who genuinely enjoy staying home all day, completely alone, without seeing anyone??

@TheStaad It starts with The Locust who will torment God's enemies for five months and that's good enough for me.

I kind of want to stop saying “Lord, have mercy” and start saying, “Lord, rain down your holy vengeance,” but I’m afraid I won’t know the enormity of what that petition would bring It terrifies me

@doffcocker @BallerToy1327 It's 1000x better than Starfleet Academy. 809x better than ST Brave New World

@BallerToy1327 Is Farscape actually any good? I haven’t seen it, but I’ll think about is Mitchell and Vala

#Farscape aired four seasons (88 episodes total) between March 19, 1999, and 2003, typically on the #SciFi Channel in the U.S.. The series followed the adventures of John Crichton, an astronaut who ends up on a living ship called Moya.

@ClaudesBBQ It's Elvis isn't it?

The internet told me I should wash my chicken with soap before cooking, birds aren't real, Elvis is in Montego Bay running a coffee shop, and to not believe everything you read on the internet. Only one of those was true.

@Green_k100 Never. Love is only a construct created when dopamine rushes across the synapses. So I say "my neurons are hyperactive for you"

When was the last time you told someone u Loved them ?

@ronsterd89 Kidney stone

Tell me a pain that is bigger than toothache...aside from labor

@KevinSzabo14 @grok post a thoughtful comment for me, and phrase it in NZ Gen Alpha slang.

Stop commenting with Ai! Fucking stop.

@Toneskeee Liberalism

What is sin?

@TheChiefActual Doesn't work if you use ad blocker so 99.8% of X will never see it.

Will someone dislike one of my comments so I can see if it’s a notification

@CryptoCyberia Arch Linux is no longer viable since they use systemd boot loader.

wow, systemd is adding an age variable for future digital ID laws. Linux users are not going to like this.

@WildBillUSA1776 Just drink more beer and a few shots of whiskey.

At some point in my life I'm going to need to learn how to sleep like a normal person. Anyone have natural remedies that you believe actually work? Melatonin takes about 3 hours to kick in but now it supposedly gives you heart attacks, and if I die I can't drink beer.

If you're filming yourself making a recipe and you pull out a Campbell's soup can, you're getting blocked immediately.

@BrianWiley_ I do the same, but with cat food.

“How do you know if you’re actually hungry?” Easy. I keep sardines and canned chicken on hand. If I’m not willing to eat one straight out of the can… I’m not hungry. I’m bored, stressed, or just craving something.

@SDSLLC_USA Grab my ka-bar, sneak up and slit their throats. Don't want to wake the others.

Scenario Swap: You're home alone and hear glass break downstairs—do you call 911, grab a firearm, or quietly move to a safe room? Vote and tell us why. We'll share expert responses and the full guide at wix.to/Q3cUJSa 🔐 #SelfDefense

@NatashaCL7 Remove 99.8% of your followers, it's not rocket science.

The majority of my posts reach about .01% of my followers. I think many of us are asking ourselves what we’re doing at this point. We spent years building an audience here, just for our content to be hidden from them. Something needs to change.

@OnlyinFlorida2 Follower bot farms out of India. Not real followers.

How the fck do you only get 89 views on a post when you have 15.7K followers? Holy fck LOL 😆😂🤣

@stephenRB4 It all tastes like moose piss to me.

Do you like the taste of Guinness?

@Old_SchoolEddie Not if you're Irish.

I was making soup last night, and the recipe called for 5 potatoes, cubed. 125 potatoes seem a bit excessive, doesn't it?