Delwyn

@Phoxotic This Black$nape shit is honestly super well done and somehow just banger after banger

Black Snape just released a Harry Potter diss track

@AtwinGracie2002 @itsmarkmoran I've never been called a retard by a person running for office before, this has been an experience for sure.

@itsmarkmoran @1LineDrawing is the reason you move your arms like that because of your unique experience ??

Today, I am putting Virginia & America First, to announce that I am running as an Independent for U.S. Senate.

@jpainz @briantylercohen Maybe he was upset because they wouldn't let him into that church behind him :(

@briantylercohen He's got a way with words too.

is this your first day with arms and hands

@esjesjesj This is the dude who went on Joe Rogan and laughed his ass off about how you can use Grok to mercilessly roast other people at the party. Like it was the height of comedy. Like people would turn the music and lights off when you'd left for the night.

What is even the joke here. What’s the funny part.

@ImMeme0 who?

Actress Laura Benanti got her ego bruised while boarding a plane when she ran into a group of teenagers from a theater program and none of them recognized her. Her caption read: “I guess they weren’t alive to watch The Tonys in 2008.” How many of you know her?

@MaryJoRetTeachr @itsmarkmoran He was on "3 months of reality TV" according to the video on his website linked here. Cool, that's what I want. Good luck to you @itsmarkmoran in all your endeavors... hahaha

@1LineDrawing @itsmarkmoran I wondered if it was ai also! It’s so over the top and camp it doesn’t seem authentic. Reminds me of the commercials SNL used to make like “Colon Blow” with Phil Hartman😭

@MaryJoRetTeachr @itsmarkmoran I'll be honest, I thought I kept it pretty polite all things considered. His video shot off about 50 red flags for me and I kept it on that level. Looking at the way "he" is responding to other ppl now + retweeting, I'm wondering if this is just some AI prank at this point

@itsmarkmoran @1LineDrawing Glad I took an immediate screenshot when you revealed what kind of person you actually are using that kind of language. If you can’t remain professional because someone on the internet made you defensive you have zero business being in politics.

@itsmarkmoran ............uh HUH, okay, well thanks for just immediately jumping to calling me a "retard" - I'll just go ahead and screenshot this for posterity. Whoever you're paying to work for you should probably take away your phone, boss.

@1LineDrawing Read the website retard, nobody has ever talked about my ideas bc no one has had my unique experience - enjoy !!

@itsmarkmoran "Commonwealth not corporate wealth" hahaha man I bet that SCORED SUPER HIGH at all the weird marketing events

Artemis II launch… caught in my glasses reflection

Probably the most accurate nailing of the MAGA base I have ever seen.

@quibvs If they truly nail Dune pt3 then I suspect you'll find something like 90% of fans are cool with it as far as these adaptations go. Trust me I get it but as a Dune fan I'm an adult enough to be like yo the Golden Path takes generations to see unfold.

we kinda all need to accept the fact that after dune 3 the dune uni is pretty much toast without denis unless a miracle from god happens and they actually adapt god emperor well

@JamieBonkiewicz You forgot THE BALLROOM

I’ll save you some time on the Iran address: • It’s Biden’s fault • 48 hours • Two weeks • Some incoherent gibberish • We’ve won • We are way ahead of schedule • It’s a little excursion • We have obliterated them • We’ve knocked out all their ships • I could open up the Strait of Hormuz • Go get your own oil • They gave us a present • NATO are cowards • Something about Nuclear weapons • Allies are useless • We need allies • Nobody’s ever seen anything like it • Fake news • DEMOCRATS • Obama • More gibberish • I know more than the generals • Greatest foreign policy ever Am I missing anything?

Ramen master eating instructions is the most iconic eating scene in cinematic history

@___SPAZ___ In college, a guy from the same floor in the dorms as us knocked on our door one evening asking if anyone had condoms he could snag. He had his cock tucked up like this but forgot to put a shirt on bc he was a stoned goofball. It was just pokin up right there. Nightmare shit.

do guys ever do this?

@PalmyrPar Oh, okay.

Weir’s writing is atrocious, his dialogue even worse, but it’s undeniable that his genre of sci-fi competence porn with a heavy covering of pop-culture referentia should’ve garnered purely commercial interest from publishers looking to, y’know, make money.

@realninawysocka I dunno, having something like "unapologetically far right" front and center on your bio is kind of a giant red flag for most normal people. Just throwing it out there for you.

And how are we supposed to get into a relationship. Half the people you meet aren’t over their ex, talking to 20 others, keeping a roster, zero loyalty or just a wast of time. It’s pointless.