Alex Condom, CPA

Couch cover means I can legally piss on this couch

Type shit I’m on today

@wanghafAP12 Indoor soccer on the back courts are a big #SHRINK

“Nooo don’t fade class and go put shots up” the left screams in unison. #friday #buckets #lank

Beer tower of Busch Lite. Fayetteville I am inside of you. Incredibly underrated college town #GRUBS

@BOGBackup1 @AllKindsWeather The DJ Lagway and Billy Napier post-Florida press tours are making me realize why they were so compatible and why they both struggled

Glad everyone is seeing Billy Napier for how I always did. A little rat incapable of accountability and a career loser with an insecurity and inferiority complex. In 4 years he made the UF culture worse than what he inherited from Dan Mullen, let alone his far worse results

@GatorScope 3 of my 4 years at UF were during the Billy Napier era. Fuck him

Worst thing to ever happen to Florida Football

@AndyStaples @MattHayesCFB @AriWasserman @NiebuhrOn3 @ZachAbolverdi Fuck this guy I wish him nothing but failure

“This is the first time in my career where I’ve inherited a positive culture, confidence among players and alignment top to bottom.” This Billy Napier quote from @MattHayesCFB’s story inspired @AriWasserman crank up the analogy machine.

@sigmadoro I’m the real winner

@AlexCondom21 Right where you’re supposed to be Alex. You love those damned spreadsheets

Entire family is galavanting in Europe rn and I’m staring at spreadsheets all day. Kill me

@TexasPeagle Gonna be a nerd here but “Tejas” is actually a Caddo Indian word, not Spanish. Although, that was probably not the idea behind these uniforms

If Mexicans wanted the naming rights to Texas they should have fought harder.

It’s so ridiculous. We just got the pregame scene down Victory Park right. Took 2 decades but restaurants with tons of Stars fans gearing up for a game. An alive scene. And now they want to move the whole thing 30 miles up the tollway. Hard pass. Stay here. It’s awesome now.

Why give any money to that grifting fuck Michael Rubin when you can pay some Chinese guy a fraction of the price for better quality #FuckFanatics

@ScootConstanza Brandon Walker is the #1 CFB personality in the world (2023) according to Big Game Boomer. He has never told a lie and has incredible takes. Show some respect you loser

The worst person you know finds these f@g$ entertaining

@Hayesfawcett3 @Rivals @HillerMaxwell @CoachJonSumrall @CoachTrautFB Welcome to Gainesville, Mr. Hitler

BREAKING: Five-Star Plus+ IOL Maxwell Hiller has Committed to Florida, he tells me for @Rivals

The No. 1 IOL in the 2027 Class chose the Gators over Tennessee, Alabama, and Ohio State “Chomp Chomp” on3.com/rivals/maxwell…

@Brick_Pitino PMT has become #woke. This is why I listen to Mostly Sports for great and unbiased takes from Brandon Walker and Mark Titus #family

They cannot silence us forever. Sad stain on Homa episode I’ve been looking forward to #NotMyPMT

@accounting254 Gotta find wins where you can as a Baylor fan. Understandable

Notice a difference in Easter posts from supposedly “Christian” schools?

RIP Dick Cheney you would’ve loved the Lockheed Martin Bullpen

@PrayTheRosary St. Martin Cid. Cistercian monk who worked with Bernard of Clairvaux

Who is your confirmation saint?

@CatholicSat Beast mode

For the first time since 1994, the Pope is personally carrying the Cross for all 14 Stations of the Cross, as Pope Leo XIV leads the Via Crucis at Rome’s Colosseum in the first Good Friday of his Pontificate.

@brfootball Huge fan of Ream but seen enough of him. Would rather see Trusty, hell, even Robinson

USMNT starting XI projection for the 2026 World Cup 🔮 🔗: bit.ly/3NZn0Bl