Maine_Wifey🌞☀️

Tell me why a landlord will always come to blow his nose like a trumpet as early as 6am every morning behind his tenants' window??? Baba Landlord, God will judge you !!

@CrispyOnWeb3 Congratulations to you

Arsenal and Chelsea be like Nigeria and Ghana😂😂

@CorrectBabie Na boxers he wan scan abi scrotum ?? Make e better behave well

Male patient walks in and suprised to see it a female sonographer Patient: Good day ma, please are you the one doing the scan? Me: Good day sir, Yes I am, hope there is no issue? Patient: Ahh, it’s Scrotal scan oo Me: I am aware, please pull your pants and lie down, I have other patients to attend too Patient: (pulls trousers and lie down without pulling boxers) Ok ma I’m set Me: Sir please pull your boxers, it’s scrotal scan we are doing. I have to see you scrotum Patient: Ahh, so you will see my something? Can’t you do it like this? From the boxers Me:👇

@CorrectBabie Her pastor eyes dey blur😂 wetin all this our men of God go cause ehn

(40weeks pregnant lady came for scan) Patient: Ma I want to know the gender of my baby Me: Wow! by this time?? You didn’t check it all these while? Patient: Yes, this my second scan since I got pregnant. The first one was at 8weeks, they couldn’t see it then. Me: You should have come earlier than this, anyways lie down, let us check.. Patient: I know it is a girl, I had a dream about it, infact my pastor even told me she’s a girl… I’ve even gotten the baby’s things sef… Me: (scanning) Wow you’re so confident oo, I love that… But unfortunately you are having a bouncing baby boy! (Proceeds to show her his pen!s)😂 Patient: 💔😭What should I do now, I have already gotten everything. Please check again, my pastor told me I’m carrying a girl Me: 👇

That saying that if you can survive in Nigeria, you can survive anywhere is no joke!

@Prince_dc21_ If you would be okay to see someone treat your own child in that manner, then it's all good. Witch!!

'Now I truly understand why so many women avoid marrying single fathers. Right now, my husband isn’t speaking to me, and it’s all because of his son. ​I am 28 years old and we have a 6-month-old baby together. I’ve known my husband for three years, and we have lived together for one. When we met, he was already a single dad to a 2-year-old boy (the mother sadly passed away during birth). ​That boy is now 5 years old. My biggest issue is that he doesn’t help with any chores at all, he doesn't like sweeping, same with washing the dishes, nothing. Since I have a newborn, my younger sister moved in to help me, and my husband even offered to pay for her tailoring school. ​Everything blew up last Wednesday. My husband came back home around 7: 50AM because he forgot his laptop. He found his son still at home and asked why he wasn't in school. I explained that I told the boy he had to finish his chores sweeping the house and washing dishes before he could leave for school. ​My husband lost his temper. He shouted that a 5-year-old is too young for chores and said my sister should be doing that work instead. I told him straight: my sister is not a maid; she is here to help me with the baby’s laundry. ​Since then he has been giving me the silent treatment. To make a point, he now wakes up at 5: 30AM every day to sweep the rooms and do the dishes himself so his son won't have to. ​Now, he has given me an ultimum. He wants my sister to leave so he can hire a professional nanny. I told him no, but he said if she isn't gone in a week, he will force her out himself. When I told him I would leave too, he simply said the door is open—but I’d have to leave our 6-month-old baby behind. ​ I’m currently stuck. I don’t want to lose my marriage, but I don’t want a stranger all in the name of a 'nanny' in my house either. If my sister leaves, she loses her chance at her training. Is it too much to ask a 5-year-old to do some household chores? Pls, whats wrong asking my step child to help out with chores??"

Aboki shouting "sugar sugar " 😂 I was home with my aunt one day and aboki started shouting "sugar sugar", she asked me to call him and gave me money to buy his so-called SUGAR. The agbalumo was so bitter I still remember the taste to date. Nxt day, he was passing and started shouting sugar again, my aunt went to stand outside the gate and started shouting "YOYO BITTER YOYO BITTER" at the top of her voice😂 Omo, that was the last day the guy ever came to our street.

@_Abdulakeem_ I knew it🤭 awi Kon Kon

Since the start of the saga, it’s obvious that Abazz and his crew haven’t been too pleased with me, and of course, it would be unfair not to apologize, especially when you people clearly own this space. I’m sure I must have bruised your ego one way or the other, I’d apologize by saying, I don’t care and I’d even like to break it completely. I’m sorry that accountability feels like and attack to some of you. I’m sorry you found calling out your friend, who runs an unreliable and dubious brand as inappropriate. If he continues, I will continue to call him out. I’m sorry I only responded lightly when you all came at me, I should’ve matched the same intensity you brought. I’m sorry my presence on your timeline makes you uncomfortable. Cheers to more discomfort. I’m sorry that my account is growing in a way you didn’t expect, and my growth is disturbing to some of you. You just don’t have choice than to see it grow even more or you continue to be disturbed. I am sorry that my intelligence is too much for you. Maybe I’m operating on a slightly different wavelength. I’m sorry I can’t come down to your level. I’m sorry that my voice is becoming harder and louder to ignore. You rather be dumb. I’m sorry some of you are 40 already, I know we can’t save you, but for the upcomings, you might not want to be like them. Now that I have tender my frank apology, I pray you’re triggered more. Thank you.

@JerryB666814 There's no way this is true

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You're allowed to also take a break! The clock won't stop just because you did.

@FavorGrace90 Exactly where I'm at 😂

Pre-broke stage is when you’re not completely broke yet, but you can already see it coming.

@CorrectBabie Fear don catch me sha

We Lost Him💔

@Goldengirlie0 Some of them have very dark hearts

@Alexsaaduke Nothing we no go see for landlord or landlady hand

Tell me why a landlord will always come to blow his nose like a trumpet as early as 6am every morning behind his tenants' window??? Baba Landlord, God will judge you !!

@EChikaodi20704 You want to owe baba Ijebu keh 😂 somebody that just increased rent from 230k to 400k.

@Alexsaaduke Tô Wake the tenant up to go and hustle. Maybe that tenant has not paid him. No peace for the wicked.

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@sentsational001 CEO Lynda 👌 ya loved

@Hybrid_Ola Maybe I'm no longer a woman o cos I don't know what it is

Every woman should have this

@_DebbieOA I'm still hoping 🙏

I don't know who needs to hear this, but, Believe that GOD WILL WORK IT OUT, afterall, worrying hasn't solved anything.

@sentsational001 Be like he dey forget that part sha

@Alexsaaduke Na landlord he be,he no be God o

@EEBN1234 Never again, my sister

@Alexsaaduke I cannot even live in a place where the landlord lives too🤣🤣🤣