Robin Archer

The best outcome here would be for Elon to buy Meta and destroy that too.

@HaHaForbes This is the only thing Twitter is good for anymore.

Just your annual friendly reminder that it snows every April in Toronto. Let's be mad about it, but let's not be surprised by it. @AllThingsRobin #yyz #yearlytweet

A surprising addendum to the law is that 12 Angry Men will now be called 11 Angry Men and 1 Little Cuck. DeSantis crowed that this new "better" version ends with Juror #3 kicking Juror #8 "right in the nards, and then that kid gets the fucking chair." reuters.com/world/us/flori…

@HaHaForbes your moment is nigh.

Thundersnow. It's not just slang for cocaine that I just invented right now. #DLWS

Says the guy who explained midi-chlorians. #StarWars

Oh, right. John Tory SAID he would step down, so OF COURSE he won't. #TOpoli

@normwilner THERE'S the dithering.

Just wanted to remind everyone that Doug Ford is empirically worse than John Tory in every possible way, has way more power, and has not resigned. #onpoli #TOpoli

So wait, what does this mean for SmartTrack? I feel like John Tory was only one or two more terms away from maybe getting around to thinking about that. #TOpoli

So wait, we DON'T get to find out which colours on the TORONTO sign mean "Sorry I cheated on my wife"? #TOpoli

@NDRWismyname Great. We have a brand...

BREAKING: TORONTO MAYOR RESIGNS IN DISGRACE. NO, NOT THAT ONE. #TOpoli

And then, as one, a great metropolitan city, home to nearly 3 million people, collectively went "Eeeeeewwwww..." #TOpoli

Just wanted to remind everyone who voted for John Tory in this last election that they made an OBVIOUSLY BAD CHOICE. But not cause of this. NO ONE could have seen THIS coming. #TOpoli

Turns out "Strong Mayor Powers" was a euphemism for Viagra. #TOpoli

Please be unrelated, please be unrelated... #TOpoli

Alright, I'm back on Twitter FOR A LITTLE BIT. #johntorysexscandal #TOpoli

@JanCaruana NO further questions.

@AllThingsRobin Are you in fact... A LIAR?

Same product. Screenshots taken today on both the No Frills and Loblaws websites. Sir, isn't it true that you are lying? #Loblaws #pricegouge