AllahingMutant

Help me find my frens!

@effect_motion_x It's a good day to not have a brain.

右脳タイプの人は馬が見えて、左脳タイプの人はゴリラが見えるそう。

@uncle_deluge I really don't understand LARPagans

This is such a demented eclectic mix of religious traditions and dates so wrong it has to have been made as a shitpost and is now being circulated unironically

@coffee_nakayama I just got through a really rough patch. It's hard. In the past few years I've quit drinking, smoking, cut almost all sugar out of my diet. Whatever it is, take it one step at a time. Just remember that there's an insane American cheering you on every day.

40歳なんだけど結局バカにされるだけの人生だった 頑張っても見返せなかった 俺はこれからどうやって生きていけばいいんだ？？？ 誰か教えてくれ

@numakarakappa You should thank them for noticing. It's the polite thing to do.

なんか頻繁に「お前は差別主義者だ！」みたいなリプがアフリカ人からも日本人からも来るけど、私は差別主義者だって何度も認めてるじゃん。定期的に言ったほうがいい？ 行く先の国の文化をぶっ壊して無礼で無作法で知性も理性も道徳もない奴らはゴミクズだと思ってるし差別してるよ！ベロベロバー

@HowlingBeagle0 @prfctsweetie

@HowlingNorbit0 I'm always prepared to share my spank bank with the bros

@AllahingMutant Thank you from the bottom of my heart for posting that video though

I got limited earlier because my posting is suspicious and I might be a bot but I really think it's because I posted the Hitler breast expansion video with Anne Frank again.

@BigDickBarclay I remembered seeing this before my main got suspended so I got the zero sugar kind and it was 10/10 flavor but then I spent two hours shotgun blasting the toilet while reliving my week long stay with uncle Frank when I was 9 so that made it a 7/10 overall I'd say

Pretty good

@Piss_Benoit Is that piss of 10 normal men graded by quantity or concentration?

I used to make music, paintings, sculpture & many thoughtful written words now I make coal posts, dogs fat, knots on the prayer rope & the piss of 10 normal men.

@swampman177013 @AidenHunterX Best I can give you is a 4 for not mentioning metzitzah b'peh

@AidenHunterX Circumcision is objectively wrong and bad and those who practice it are evil

To help jews detect anti-Semitism in a more automated way: I'm using an AI to evaluate any text for anti-Semitism, rank it on scale of 1-5 (5 being most severe), and recommend a solution. Post a comment below (any comment at all). I'll respond with screenshot of AI's answer.

@Howlingmutant0 @Grimmace1488 @Grxit I can't wait to drown in six inches of water while everybody screams FAT FLOATS at my gay retard cuck corpse as it is savaged by the mighty bull shark of the Potomac

@Grimmace1488 @Grxit I’m bringing you guys

.@Howlingmutant0 ?

@HowlingCalvin0 Every day when he gets home.

WELL AXSHULLY FAT FLOATS repliers are the very homosexuals that will drag us fats down into the icy depths.

Our doxxed father leading us across the Potomac to reenact Caesar's crossing of the Rubicon but most of us drown because we're fat homosexuals

@AllahingMutant @slipsilv3r Prowling

@RapeAlpha They hate to see a white boy with motion. or gonnorrhea

@AllahingMutant You can be banned for having a UTI and at worst a venereal disease?

Daily request to help me find all my missing friends because I'm probably never getting unsuspended because I refuse to apologize for the color of my bodily fluids and I will not delete that post.

@HowlingNorbit0 YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAD HUGE TITS?

I hate having a female boss, always asking "What's so funny?" when I'm scrolling and I have to quickly find a cat video instead of showing her George Floyd with huge tits

@PalmyrPar Imagining a completely browbeaten and spiritually exhausted Ron after decades of marriage to this longhousing know it all nag.

Draco Malfoy saw this for years and remained virulently racist against Muggles and mudbloods all throughout. That’s true dedication.

@yamanakanobody Trust me, you don't want all of us speaking your language.

世界中の人が日本語話せたら楽なのにな

Sheepishly removing my shirt at the neighborhood pool to reveal the swastika tattooed on my stomach. The crowd groans and shake their heads. I continue removing my shirt to reveal my top surgery scars. The crowd immediately breaks into tears and starts clapping.