Keith Fairburn

@SimpsonsTheory her Spidey sense is tingling!

✨Now with 7 catchphrases including...✨ 🎀"Thinking too much gives you wrinkles." 🎀"My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle]." 🎀"Now let's forget all our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream." #BarbieTheMovie

@rookatoo @Mythica_X is it a good read?

@Mythica_X I just recently bought the book that used this painting as it’s cover! It’s a very old dime novel featuring a preview of Ursula Le Guin’s Tombs of Atuan!

Jack Gaughan.

@RAtheRuggedMan just do one video then get @ImmortalTech or someone to overdub each city name

I have to make a video announcement for each of my upcoming 45 shows and my brain is scrambled 😂 #bloopers

@jcljane @Teacherglitter yeh I'm pretty great. tiger mum is a cool term I'd refer to myself as a sloth dad

@AsTheCrowRuns @Teacherglitter A little bit of both! I was a tiger mum before the term was invented because I had to be mum, dad, grandparent, auntie, pretty much everything. Look at what a lovely person you are doing such a great job as a parent and husband. It was always worth it.

When you are a mummy, everything changes. You become a completely different person. You have to battle to keep your identity. You become a warrior for your children even if you never thought you could be. You fight stereotypes. You battle work inequality. You are fire.

@jcljane @Teacherglitter are we wonderful because of or in spite of?

@Teacherglitter Still an on fire mum and my children were born in the 1980s. It doesn't stop. Made sure they could be their own lovely people. I am so aware of what hard work parenting can be and what a great job they are all going #mothering

@davidbcooper you would do a good Bat Out of Hell or Holy Diver type of cover

@CostaCoconuts slack bowel

@Schwarzenegger @jcljane

This is my message to anyone who has chosen the path of hate. Please listen.

@RAtheRuggedMan Kevin Feige

@jcljane @MrHoadMaths not sure I might be getting it muddled up with the rhyme about birds eating beans to remember the difference between ripe and unripe bananas

@AsTheCrowRuns @MrHoadMaths How does that go? Does it mention satsumas?

@jcljane @MrHoadMaths I already use a rhyme about birds eating beans to tell the difference between oranges and tangerines

@MrHoadMaths Still not quick at recalling my times tables but I manage without having extra information to remember. I think this would muddle me. BTW my favourite sum is 6x7=42!

@Czarface_Eso I can think of a time that's happened to me too

Buhloone Mind State is my favorite, and it’s rare (for me) that an artist’s 3rd album, who you’ve been following since the first album, becomes ur favorite… EPMD’s third comes close but when you get right down to it, can’t touch Strictly Business …but back to De La.. EYE PATCH

@NUFC not nervous at all.. score prediction:

How we feeling, Geordies? 😅 #CarabaoCupFinal

@realdumbrunner insert joke about jogging the memory

@realdumbrunner what makes Mark mute somebody? Wrong answers only.

@stevemagness @nxthompson my body does that on a drive home from work and I need a poo and I see my house

@nxthompson I often wonder if it’s a slightly different twist: Yes, she’s pushing her limit. But her brain also sees the finish line and almost checks the box as if the goal is accomplished…so you have a combo of crazy fatigue AND easing of the drive subconsciously.

Sometimes people don't appreciate just how close top runners push themselves to their actual total physical limits. Here is Letesenbet Gidey collapsing near the finish of the World XC champs, which she was winning. (She's OK now.)

@realdumbrunner saved someone a flat on their Nike Airs

@SimpsonsTheory @ToonrificTariq I enjoyed this. it was basically just family guy again but it was easy watching!

The Cleveland Show seemed to slip out of our minds as quickly as it slipped out of our screens. But why? I watched every episode of the show to find out 🔎 Special shout out to @ToonrificTariq for giving his insights on this Family Guy spin-off Watch > youtu.be/kIXANMSP8j8

@ameliaboone how do you kill a tree if it's made of rubber

Not sure why this is consuming so much of my brain space, but it is. Would you give the plants back?

@toddnickel 79?!!!?