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Dr. August Bones

@Ausbones

Dad | Polymath | Academic | Immunologist | Nurse Scientist || #Immunology #Immunochemistry #Microbiology #Allergology #Panomics #Oncology #PublicHealth #MedSurg

Rivendell, Eastern Eriador Tham gia Aralık 2009
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Dr. August Bones
Dr. August Bones@Ausbones·
24: Welcome to Episode 1: The Panic Room (The Adrenal Heist). The setting is the Adrenal Glands, two triangular hats sitting atop the Kidneys. They are currently quiet, but inside, the Medulla (the inner sanctum) is packed with high-pressure canisters of Adrenaline (Epinephrine), just waiting for a reason to ruin someone's afternoon. The Calm Before the Storm It’s 8:45 AM. The Human is sitting in a car, listening to a podcast about 'Mindfulness'. The Vagus Nerve is sending 'Soft Life' signals. The Heart is beating a steady 65 BPM. Adrenaline Molecule #001: (Polishing his boots) "Look at them. So peaceful. So 'aligned.' It’s disgusting. I haven't been out of this canister in three days. I’m starting to feel like a background character." Cortisol (The Manager): "Patience. The Human is entering the busiest part of town now. The 'Hustle' is about to provide an opportunity. Check the sensors." The Trigger Suddenly, a danfo bus cuts across the Human’s lane, missing the bumper by an inch. The Human’s eyes widen. The Amygdala (the brain's alarm) screams: "THREAT DETECTED!" The signal hits the Adrenal Glands like a lightning bolt. Cortisol: "Oya! Release the hounds! Open the valves! We are in Fight or Flight mode! This is not a drill!" Adrenaline: "FINALLY! LET'S GOOOOO!" The Hijack Adrenaline floods the bloodstream like a shot of liquid lightning. It hits the Heart first. Adrenaline: "Hey, Heart! Stop the 'Soft Life' rhythm! I want 120 BPM right now! We need to pump blood to the biceps! We might have to fight this bus driver!" The Heart: "But we were just listening to a podcast about–" Adrenaline: "I SAID PUMP! And you, Lungs! Expand the bronchioles! I want maximum oxygen! We need to breathe like we’re sprinting from a leopard!" The Collateral Damage While the Heart and Lungs are racing, the rest of the body is being "defunded." The Stomach: "Hey! Why did the blood flow just drop? I was halfway through digesting that breakfast akara!" Cortisol: "Sorry, Gastric Department. Digestion is a 'luxury' we can't afford right now. All resources are being diverted to the 'Survival Fund.' We’ll get back to your beans in thirty minutes—maybe." The Immune System (The Spleen): "Wait, I was about to fix a minor scratch on the finger,–" Cortisol: "Shut it down! Immunity is for people who aren't about to be 'eaten' by a danfo! Everyone, focus on the muscles!" The "False" Victory The Human isn't actually fighting a leopard. They are just gripping the steering wheel very tightly, sweating, and shouting at the windshield. Adrenaline: "WE SURVIVED! Look at that grip! Look at that focus! The material benefit is... well, we didn't crash." Cortisol: "Good work. Now, I’m going to stick around for the next four hours just to make sure the Human stays 'on edge' and 'productive.' If they try to relax, I’ll trigger a random thought about an unpaid bill." NK Cell: (Floating by in the blood, shaking his head) "See? This is why the 'Steeze' is so hard to maintain. One bus driver behaves badly, and these hormones turn the whole body into a war zone for no reason." #ImmunoTutesFunShades
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23: Welcome to The Bone Marrow, the "Foundry," the "Genesis Block," and the ultimate "Cradle of Steeze." This is where the story begins. Deep inside the femur and the hip bones, far away from the chaos of the outside world, is a high-security, red-lit sanctuary. This isn't a factory; it’s a Womb. Every single second, this place births over 2 million new citizens. The Stem Cell: The "Ancestor" At the very center of the marrow sits the Hematopoietic Stem Cell (HSC). He’s sitting in a golden rocking chair, wearing a traditional embroidered agbada, looking ancient and powerful. Naive T-Cell (to-be): "Baba, what will I be? Will I be a Red Blood Cell and carry the oxygen? Or will I be a Platelet and stop the leaks?" The Ancestor (HSC): "Patience, my child. You have the 'Pluripotency.' You could be anything. But remember – whatever you become, you carry the DNA of the whole family. You are the 'Material Benefit' before the benefit even exists." The Differentiation Department The Ancestor waves his hand, and the young cells move into the Lineage Hall. Here, signaling molecules called Cytokines are acting like career counselors. Cytokine Counselor: "You! You look sturdy. We’re low on Neutrophils today because the Human tripped in the kitchen. Here’s your 14-day supply of toxic granules. Go to the 'Myeloid' wing!" Young Cell #1: "Yes, sir! I’m ready to explode for the cause!" Cytokine Counselor: "And you... you look a bit more 'intellectual.' You’re going to be a Lymphocyte. Go to the 'Lymphoid' wing and wait for your flight to the Thymus. You’ve got a long road of 'Recognition Training' ahead." The Megakaryocyte: The "Big Mama" In a corner, a massive cell thousands of times larger than the others is sitting there, literally falling apart. This is the Megakaryocyte. NK Cell: (Leaning against a bone trabecula, watching) "Look at her. She’s the definition of sacrifice. She doesn't even leave the marrow. She just stays here and buds off tiny pieces of her own body." Megakaryocyte: (Tossing a handful of tiny fragments into a nearby capillary) "Go on, my little Platelets! Go and find a scab to build! If the Human gets a scratch, you be the first ones there! Don't let the 'Soft Life' leak away!" The Final Inspection Before the cells can leave, they have to pass through the Sinusoidal Endothelium, the "Exit Gate" of the Marrow. The Gatekeeper: "Identity check! Are you mature? Do you have your receptors? Are you ready to work 24/7 without a pension?" New Red Blood Cell: "I’ve ejected my nucleus, sir! I’m 100% Hemoglobin! I’m hollow and ready to roll!" The Gatekeeper: "Pass! Welcome to the bloodstream. Try not to get stuck in the Spleen on your first day." The "Soft Life" Origin The NK Cell turns to a group of brand-new B-Cells waiting for their departure. NK Cell: "Always remember where you came from. This place is quiet, it’s warm, and it’s protected by layers of hard calcium. The 'Hustle' out there is only possible because this 'Soft Life' in here never stops. You are the hope of the body. Now, oya, move out! The Human just woke up and needs a fresh batch of immunity!" #ImmuneTutesFunShades

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Savn Daniel
Savn Daniel@savndaniel·
My Managing Partner and I, before heading back to the office to attend to clients....
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Dr. August Bones
Dr. August Bones@Ausbones·
Do you know the 1 stick to move to make it correct?
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City Breeze Media@citybreezemedia·
Kogi Poly Lecturer Dies Suddenly in Class, Shocks Institution Tragedy struck Kogi State Polytechnic, Lokoja, as a lecturer, Mr. Anselm Ojodomo, collapsed while teaching and later died. The incident has left staff and students in shock, raising concerns over the sudden loss of another academic at the institution. The Polytechnic’s Rector confirmed the incident in a statement issued by the Acting Coordinator of the Directorate of Public Relations, Mr. John Onimisi, describing Ojodomo’s death as a “deep personal shock” to the community. This comes just a month after another lecturer, Dr. Barnabas Akuba, passed away shortly after completing his PhD program. Eyewitnesses reported that Ojodomo collapsed mid-lecture and, despite immediate efforts to save him, he was pronounced dead at a nearby hospital. The Polytechnic community has been left grappling with grief and uncertainty following two consecutive losses of faculty members. Rector Prof. Salihu Avidime extended condolences to Ojodomo’s family and colleagues, noting that the late lecturer served in the Department of Public Administration and was also Deputy Dean, Students Services. He praised Ojodomo for his humility, dedication, and commitment to excellence, calling him an inspiring figure. Ojodomo, born on October 5, 1992, recently defended his PhD proposal at Prince Abubakar Audu University, Anyigba, and joined Kogi State Polytechnic in 2021. During his tenure, he contributed to several committees, leaving a lasting impact on students and staff alike. The Polytechnic community continues to mourn Ojodomo’s untimely death while offering prayers for his soul. Staff and students have expressed their grief, remembering him as a promising academic who embodied scholarship, service, and character.
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Dr. August Bones
Dr. August Bones@Ausbones·
No, Asherson's syndrome is not the same as the rapid blood clotting caused by a snake bite. While both conditions involve abnormal blood clotting, they have completely different causes and mechanisms. The rapid blood clotting associated with some snake bites is a toxic effect known as Venom-Induced Consumption Coagulopathy (VICC) .
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Taningbola GoodJohn O
Taningbola GoodJohn O@goodjohn_o·
@Ausbones Is this synonymous to rapid blood clot in snake bite (in some particular snake but not all)????
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Dr. August Bones@Ausbones·
Rapid Blood Clots (Asherson's Syndrome) also known as Catastrophic Antiphospholipid Syndrome, allows the immune system to trigger rapid, widespread blood clotting across multiple organs within hours or days. #ImmunoTutes
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Samuel Joshua
Samuel Joshua@JoshuaSamuell·
Which state in Nigeria has more opportunities for Nurses?
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Dr. August Bones@Ausbones·
@savndaniel Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you. Na Sapele water and kwale vegetable. 😂🙃
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Savn Daniel
Savn Daniel@savndaniel·
A rectangular Giraffe. Commonly found in the Amazon. This particular breed is gradually becoming extinct. It can stand a Jaguar, a lion, without calling in the support system.
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guess the animal?

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@Ausbones No be wetin dey affect singer CD be this?
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Dr. August Bones@Ausbones·
Stiff Person Syndrome (SPS) is a rare neurological autoimmune condition that causes the body to create antibodies that attack neurotransmitter production, resulting in rigid, stiff muscles and painful spasms. #ImmunoTutes
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Nr. Denye Tovia
Nr. Denye Tovia@ToviaMonday·
Please is Abia state looking for workers? What’s the pay like and how much is house rent?
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There is sunlight activated damage called Juvenile dermatomyositis which is a rare autoimmune disease where UV radiation from sunlight can trigger immune cells to attack muscles and skin, leading to severe weakness. #ImmunoTutes
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Nr. Denye Tovia
Nr. Denye Tovia@ToviaMonday·
I just told this man that I came to buy something from that i’m married to an ukwani man, as I hear I nor know why I Dey sell these things for you like this o nd he Dey hold my hand. That statement odikwa necessary, anyways ukwani man, do the needful😂 Mk my papa nor see this tweet sha cos na Ijaw man him Dey find😂
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Dr. August Bones@Ausbones·
STING-associated vasculopathy with onset in infancy (SAVI) is a vanishingly rare disease caused by a single mutation. It causes the immune system to treat healthy tissue in the lungs and limbs as a virus, leading to severe inflammation and sometimes death before adulthood. #ImmunoTutes
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Dr. August Bones@Ausbones·
Autoimmune Encephalitis occurs when the immune system produces antibodies against brain receptors, causing severe confusion, behavioral changes, and seizures. #ImmunoTutes
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Dr. August Bones@Ausbones·
Giant cell myocarditis is an incredibly rare but devastating disease where immune cells attack the heart muscle. It has a 70% mortality rate within one year if not treated with extreme interventions like a heart transplant. #ImmunoTutes
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Dr. August Bones@Ausbones·
STING-associated vasculopathy with onset in infancy (SAVI) is a vanishingly rare disease caused by a single mutation. It causes the immune system to treat healthy tissue in the lungs and limbs as a virus, leading to severe inflammation and sometimes death before adulthood. #ImmunoTutes
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Immunoglobulin G4-related disease (IgG4-RD) is a rare condition that causes immune cells to form tumor-like masses, often causing organs to enlarge. #ImmunoTutes
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