Mr. Available Future

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@ClownWorld Looks like a scene from “Better Call Saul” 😂

@__Talley__ Bro is trying too much, more is not better

Editing timeline for the Polymarket x UFC video. By far the most complex sound design I have ever done. 38 seconds long and +150 sound effects.

@hugoonthedip @Jesseeckel kep dreaming its going up from here

@AvailableFuture @Jesseeckel Silly boy

Pretty sure this is the bottom. One can never be 100% sure given any sufficient headline event could always send us lower. But if you’re a believer in the 4 year cycle you more than likely just capitulated. Panic and fear everywhere.

I am, Boss.

Boss, I am.

@HourlyBigJiM Bro is uncancellable

THAT TIME WHEN A KID ASKED JOHN CENA WHAT HIS FAVORITE FOOD WAS💀 Bro was WILD for this😭🤣

@PathOfMen_ Haven’t gotten one in 2 months

@basedlayer @Casey This is deep. thinking..

I love how @Casey Neistat accidentally explained why we're all watching alone together in the clip below. His funnel theory is right but he's missing the fact that we don't just have infinite content we have infinite GOOD content and that's actually worse because now there's no shared reference point for what "good" even means. Tom Hanks wasn't special he was just everywhere. Back then we thought scarcity = quality and that confusion created culture. I remember Casey revolutionizing vlogging by accident back in 2015. Then ten thousand kids copied him but they weren't watching each other they were all creating their own Casey universe in isolation thinking they were part of making crash zooms cool. No, Casey did that. The algorithm solved for engagement but destroyed coherence. We're all watching exactly what we want which means we're watching alone. Even when millions watch the same thing those millions don't know each other exist. I doubt future gens will ever experience _everyone_ in school talking about the same movie because there is no "same movie" anymore. They'll have better content/infinite content perfect-for-them content but they'll have it alone. The bottom of Casey's funnel used to be those "shared culturl moments" where society happened. Now there is no bottom just infinite falling through infinite content forever.

@loshmi Turkey.

I am 23 years old with a receding hairline I want to regrow it but not sure if it’s possible without a transplant any advice would be helpful!

#worlds2025 Peak viewers during World championship throughout the years. Keeps going up #T1 #lol

@lolesports Oner smurfing at this point

THE STEAL

@ZssBecker How will Alts go to lose another 50-60% if we are already at ATL for 90% of alts lmao

This is actually the worst crypto has been since I got in in 2019. Two things happen here. I don't know which. A) It's fucking over like holy shit this is bad B) Alts are oversold returns will be astronomical. I'm not calling either. What I AM calling is this : If A) hit, we are going to lose another 50-60% in alts tops. Outside of ww3 there just isn't enough sellers left to drive us past that. If B) hits, we will at least return to ATHs, giving 10-20x gains in even well known big boy alts. If you are a smart cookie you see the extreme lopsided risk to reward here OR at least that it would be goofy to sell here. I am truly arms up, wtf, I dono on where we go from here. Coin flip. But what I do see is a roulette table with a gamble that is absolutely lopsided. If red hits, we lose 50-60% of our bet. If black hits, we 10-20x our money. If you have money you can afford to lose, this is a bet I will personally take every day of the week and twice on Sunday. I still think it's INSANE to picture a reality where ETH doesn't crush it's all time high in the next year. But this market has been insane and completely unlike any crypto market past. So am I saying it could go up or down. Yes I am. What I am saying is the reward for it going up completely blows away the punishment for going down. I havn't and will not sell shit. I am totally willing to risk the biscuit here and play russian roulette with the market. There's 3 rubber bullets in the chamber. If they go off we get a nasty bruise and a funny story. If they don't the gun will shit rainbow gold unicorns and buy us a yacht. This is my retarded diaper boy analysis. Do with it what you will.

@TraderJBx Yea

Do you really think $ETH spent 4 years in a correction just to stop at $4.9k? #Ethereum

@rektbuildr drawn by an 8 year old inspired by a rollercoaster

Accurate enough

$BLESS has no iquidity on the largest CEX pool ? what is wrong i cant even trade my tokens out this is & 400M $ market cap token lmao #Bless

@ChubbiRageV2 How dude? Just hold lmao dont tell me you shorted or longed it. Puss. Next time just hold and wait impatient people

Just got liquidated for my entire 35K $AKT position. I've got to say, I'm here from the jump and have had a wild journey from 2019 till now.. the only position that has ever fucked me this hard for over years and years, constantly was/is, unfortunately $AKT. Idk why, no hate->

@Lui34273541Jose Where do you stake AKT? i cant find it, im doing coinbase now