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Coming the Ides of March!

@RoryDale I am directing a community theatre production of the play Rabbit Hole and I found your music to be perfect for our production. How do I go about getting permission to use it?

My ennui is exceeded only by my ambivalence.

“I got you juice for me.” -VBM

“Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.” - Denis Diderot

@OfficialColSand @jimrossmeskimen Assuming you are his nephew, I will defer to your memory of his voice. Thanks for your response!

KFC’s Colonel Sanders impersonator sounds like Ross Perot.

“…he emerged on the scene in a great burst of mediocrity.” I won’t say to whom I was referring.

Why does Joe Manchin hate America?

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