Bennett Blake

What kind of self-respecting person doesn’t hate themself?

The Bears are so good they can only play one quarter a game #bearsfootball #chicago #bears

Stranger Things is even scarier this season now that they stop to shop at Target every 20 minutes

@honeymoon250 Death

What sucked as a child but is awesome as an adult?

I wish I could get mugged just for the human contact

Why do homeless people have more friends than me?

I’m lonelier than a Urinal Zyn

Tweeting with no following gives me the same vibe as therapy

Biggest tell if you’re playing at an X-ray poker table is when they put the weighted vest on you

When my Netflix recommends shows to me I watch them - just nice to know an algorithm is thinking about me

Am I the only person who is embarrassed to eat in public?

Is it still an inside joke if you’re the only person in on it?

@Summerfest @MotleyCrue @amfam What happened to TBS?

Yesterday was an amazing opening day! Who is ready for day 2?✌ Let us know who is on your must-see list for tonight! ⭐Don't forget- @MotleyCrue is at the @AmFam Amphitheater tonight! Grab tickets: bit.ly/45C0yTn See ya there!

Getting down on Hell Let Loose watch me at twitch.tv/flowpaux

I’m live on Twitch - Watch me at twitch.tv/flowpaux

@MTGrepp Not sure how I feel about women making decisiones about their bodies - but as long as you have your husband or father’s approval first, I’ll allow it

@JoshMankiewicz When your shampoo is over 3 oz

This was 2 1/2 years ago in….wait for it… Florida 🌴

Get in losers, Welcome to Jurassic Park

We need a federal ban on playing “Cupid Shuffle” back to back with “Cha Cha Slide.” It’s too much