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@BookitWithTrent $25k unit 🤯🤯

Not gunna overthink this shit. $2,500 to win $2,000 It’s chalk madness.

Rest in peace my bracket it got hit by a bazooka

@steaakfriend Get in the chair man

VCU is like that girl you dated in high school that would fuck your friends sometimes and you hated her then she would always come back and say “I swear to god im different this time im totally not gonna fuck your friends this time just give me another chance” so you do and then she gets drunk and bangs your friend Brad fuck you Brad and fuck you VCU.

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Quote of the Week: “We were all slurping Baker’s nuts at the beginning of the year” - @robpizzola

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Kalshi engineers grinding on Christmas Eve so that insider trading can reach new heights in 2026 😤

@ReichelRadio There is only one solution. 1v1 beer mile, winner advances

My friend just texted me an unbelievable fantasy football dilemma. THERE IS A TIE IN THE SEMIFINALS! Kittle got injured at 186.04 to 186.04 and never returned. Nobody knows what to do. Pure fantasy football chaos. What should happen? What should the league do?

@ArmchairQB_UM Oof someone didn’t read the article

Michigan MSU USC All cancelled by Notre Dame And their fan base will convince themselves people are afraid to play them.

@StatsBrad Me watching that catch

Hang it in the Louvre

@Romancane Miami fan thinks Miami has the best helmets

Ohio states helmet should be disqualified because it’s legitimately known more for its stickers Oregon too. Is that their helmet ? Really ? This week ? Indiana is the male version of Oklahomas Texas am isn’t even chronologically Correct and is available at every bank. I’ll discredit the red Green Bay packers helmet on intellectual theft Jmu is definitely in last place they can’t even afford to block their initials well enough so that people over 40 with bad vision have no idea what that is even WITH glasses Ole Miss is cute. You friend zone that helmet on principal Texas tech (like their team) needs to pay for better helmets. Seriously. They are terrible Whose green helmet is that ? Which leads us to the icon bama helmet. It was like a coach long ago was too lazy to take the spring game number stickers off the helmets and it stuck. Give me the U all day and twice from Sunday

@nukebets05 My grandma could’ve had more rush yards in that game

@BetLocksmith "But they made it to the SEC championship" 🤡

Wow it almost looks like Alabama didn’t deserve to be a 9 seed!

@chinamaniac TA got poked so hard he wasn’t allowed to drive for over a month

Is Tom Aspinall the worst Heavyweight champ in UFC history?

@mr_peanutbettor WHERE IS GRP

OFFICIAL PB ACCOUNT TIER LIST.

Sharing my favorite CFP future for the 3 people who care: Texas Tech to Make the Semifinals [FanDuel, -115]

@PMARSHONAU @MikeBerardino Name a first round pick that’s playing in a bowl game Phillip

@MikeBerardino Why not go represent your school in a bowl game?

#NotreDame RB Jeremiyah Love on rival ADs reportedly threatening to "freeze out" the Irish in future schedules: "They’re scared to play us. They don’t want to play Notre Dame because we’re Notre Dame. You’re leaving us out of your schedule, it’s not a good look. Why not play us? That’s how I think about it." #NDFootball @HeismanTrophy