@worshiptime

@theiaincameron Morph

Tonight my wife and I decided to count how many letters in the alphabet can be relied on for consistency of pronunciation. It turns out that only v and r can? Letter - usage - inconsistency A – cat → any B – bat → debt C – cat → city D – dog → duty E – bed → me F – fan → of G – go → giant H – hat → honest I – sit → time J – jam → hallelujah K – kite → knight L – lip → walk M – man → mnemonic N – net → autumn O – hot → go P – pen → psychology Q – queen → unique R – red → ? S – sun → rose T – top → nation U – cup → unit V – van → ? W – wet → write X – box → xylophone Y – yes → gym Z – zoo → Nazi

@asim_lfc Why would he come to Liverpool?

The Mohamed Salah replacement has to be Michael Olise.

@jakerattlesnk Yet the girls names look like they might be white? What does this prove? All English people so up of name their child George. All it means is one name is used.

The most common name for a new born boy in England is Muhammad. That's the end of a civilisation happening in front of our face.

@WorkElizab Get in my bike and go to the park

What's the first thing you do?

@whippletom Reminds me of the Scene in father of the bride where Steve Martin gets arrested because he only wants four hot dog buns they they only sell them in packets of Six.

Why do Sainsbury's only sell cookies in batches of four? Why can't I buy one? Why do I have to eat four cookies? Why don't we talk about this more?

@WorkElizab The Goodies.

Can you?

@LFCGraham4 No he looked for contact

Foul or not

@paddypower He was good while he was in. Crimping have the ball away too much.

Liverpool require two goals. Arne Slot: What we need is a more defensive right back on.

@WilcoFtbl It’s a clear and obvious error as Macca initiated the contact. Never a foul.

There is no clear and obvious error. Referee gave the foul, there is evident contact, penalty should remain standing. Pathetic.

@MistressThrope I love hearing your voice. So sexy.

I couldn't help myself, I made a balloon bimbo clip. Become my balloon boob sissy today!! Full clip now posted. xx

@_KeepRockAlive_ Bohemian rhapsody

Name a song you like that doesn't mention the song name in the lyrics.

@Lfc_samie Sterling.

If you didn’t start supporting Liverpool in the Jürgen Klopp era. Who is the missing player here? LEVEL: VERY HARD

@METAVERZUZ Not even top three best decades

True or False: The 1990s were the greatest decade in music history.

@Lfc_samie Dominic Szoboszlai, Virgil van dijk. Cody Gakpo, Florian Wirtz, Am I close on any of those?

Name one Liverpool player without Letter “E” in their Full name YOU CAN’T!!!!!

@MPH1982 Don’t you have a volume button ?

The sooner TV companies offer a no commentary option the better

@utdmax31 Paul ince, Michael Owen= 2 in the last 30 years🤔

Only one player in the history of football played for the two biggest clubs in England Guess the player

@Davros_Suker9 @paddypower So the top three stays the same this season, 4. Chelsea( currently 6th)5 Liverpool (currently 5th) 6 villa (currently 4th)Not exactly smashing things up is it?

@paddypower Scrap 3 points for a win. Only get points for scoring. 1 point per goal.

What needs to be done to make the Premier League better to watch?

@BCNOgi Nah. City win their two games in hand say 2-0 they are two goals behind arsenal on GD. Beat Arsenal 2-0 that’s a 4 goal swing. 2 goals ahead on GD

Script aside there's no way Arsenal actually bottle this. City have to win literally all their games including Arsenal at the Etihad AND Arsenal have to drop points one more time because of goal difference. No chance they fumble again. Right?

@Matt_Pinner Ive not seen Kung fu panda so seen 15.

How many have you seen? No one has all 20.

@lileazilfc Players get older. Life.

Just wondering how Jürgen Klopp is feeling right now, knowing all his hard work is being ruined and his entire army is leaving.