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@jas_d_barbie U don spoil 😂😂

S£x facts During s£x if he suddenly stops and starts k!ssing you don’t think he cares, he doesn’t wanna cum quick😂😭

@Crazymoments01 AI

This could’ve ended badly… 😳😭

@somtodeyforyo 😂😂😂😂😂 real man

Being a “Real man” has never had an happy ending. 😂💔

Brentford didn't beat Arsenal or Chelsea this season Guess who they did beat

@sparkliin Paul mason please stop using hard drugs ..

Paul Merson has advised Chelsea owners to go all out and appoint Eddie Howe as their new manager.

Alonso is not coming to totally change the system, he is coming to modify the system by working on something they already know. This Chelsea's team can Press✅ They can sustain Possession ✅ They are used to Box midfield ✅ They are used to players holding widths ✅ They are used to playing double 10s✅ They understand playing double pivots. ✅ They understand wing rotation ✅ They don't need a new system, they need someone to modify it and someone they will respect.

@Ayoelesho What if he sleeps with atleast 4 a day ..cos I know someone that can do that very well

If he sleeps with one woman a day, it will take him 31 years and 6 months to sleep with 11,500 women. He is 45 years old. This is only possible if he started sleeping with at least one woman a day before he turned 14 years old. Nobody can keep up with that streak. He’s lying.

@ToshiBet Very stupid stat ..so debruyne joined city 2020....

Should Bruno Fernandes now be considered better than Kevin De Bruyne?

@Dehemsleyy Who are u , are u part of people that pay the salaries..u are nothing and no one seeking your approval before doing anything in this club ...know that and have peace

All I know is that I don't want to see any Back 3 in my club again. I don't want to see any back passing, I don't want to see a keeper midfielder. I don't want my keeper to have more touches than my midfielders, I don't want my players to move the ball around slowly

@utdshows That's the truth...he could be facing problems bigger than him at the moment

🚨🎙️ Paul Scholes on Jack Grealish being spotted passed out at a bar: 🗣️ “People are quick to laugh at things like this, but they don’t know what’s going on behind closed doors. Jack moved to Manchester City for a huge fee, massive expectations, and things didn’t really go the way many thought they would. Then you’re sold to Everton, and suddenly the narrative around your career changes. That’s not easy for any player to deal with, especially when you’ve been under the spotlight for years. We all see the football side, but players have personal battles too. It might not even be football-related — pressure, criticism, expectations, life changes… it all adds up. Instead of mocking him, maybe people should understand that sometimes players are human first. Not everything you see like this is just about attitude — sometimes it’s someone going through a difficult period.”

@Cfc_Kemboi And this cfc players will respect and work with them better ...Alonso did not workout for Madrid cos he refused to lick the anus of vinicius and mbape...

If Todd Boehly & his team truly have Chelsea’s interests at heart, then chelsea's next manager should be either : Julian Nagelsmann or Xabi Alonso.

@TheBlueDodger Always in love with cfc

Marina Granovskaia via IG. 💙 #CFC

If this thing hadn’t happened to me and my twin brother, I would have said it’s a lie. My twin and I would fight and rekindle. As soon as we got married, we stopped fighting since we had responsibilities. Guess who started causing fights between us? Our wives, fighting over stupid stuff. 'She didn’t give me a gift on my birthday,' 'She is always hiding her friends from me,' 'She looked at me some type of way.' Stupid, childish things that these women were fighting over. And my foolish simp brother kept taking his wife’s side to the extent that he stopped talking to me and didn’t even invite me to his wedding. I had to call him, insult him, and tell him he is an idiot for siding with his wife. I came to settle issues between you two, and you're busy siding with your wife. When he had serious issues and had no one to call, it was me he had to call for help. The same wife didn’t do anything for him. I don’t understand women. They carry their female friendship mentality into marriage and want you to be like her by cutting your family off to prove to her that you are a man. Glad I am a very stubborn man, or else my twin and I would have become sworn enemies today. Women are always fighting over stupid and childish things that they could have looked past. They always pay attention to every little detail and want to make it a big deal. Very annoying gender."

@Cfc_Kemboi Funny enough only Chelsea have won all...

You are mentioning Real Madrid because your pride won't allow you to mention Chelsea. Let me complete the set for you fraud !

@VdykCFC Alrihht

Iraola is a great coach, idc what anyone says. This stigma of him being a “running” coach is just so disrespectful, his football is exciting in the fact that it’s constant waves He has shown to be VERY adaptable and he’ll most likely adapt with us. I’d be happy with him

@HassCFC Only sari ..the rest can get the f**k off

Chelsea fans, you are only allowed to give one of them a second chance. Who is your pick?

Drugs, Alcohol and sex that's all she's on

@Itz__Priscy 3 to 6 is okey

Which of these skirts is the most ideal for secondary school students? Best length goes to?

@GodstimeAtas U can call it anything you like, most important thing they look happy and peaceful...

You didn't fall in love with Jesus, you are just a victim of childhood indoctrination.