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🚨🎙️ Manchester United players visit Sir Alex Ferguson to give him a match report of the Liverpool game at the hospital: 🗣️ Bruno Fernandes: “Boss, we did it. You couldn’t watch it, but we beat Liverpool 3-2… and we’ve secured the Champions League spot.” 🗣️ Sir Alex Ferguson: “I knew you wouldn’t disappoint me. Liverpool always find a way to collapse when it matters. Who started the damage?” 🗣️ Cunha: “That was me, sir. Outside the box… clean strike.” 🗣️ Sir Alex: “Good. I’ve believed in you from the start. Confidence — that’s what I like to see. And the second?” 🗣️ Šeško: “That was me, sir. Bruno set me up perfectly… but they didn’t give him the assist because the keeper got a touch.” 🗣️ Sir Alex: Bruno, don’t worry about that. 3 more games to go, Keep playing. I believe you will break this record in the remaining games 🗣️ Bruno: “Thank you, boss. The focus now is bringing glory back to United. We made it difficult though… we gave them two goals.” 🗣️ Sir Alex: “Shhh… that’s football. Mistakes happen. What matters is how you respond — and you responded like Manchester United. 🗣️ Sir Alex: “Now… who finished it?” 🗣️ Mainoo: “It was me, sir. hit it from range. Didn’t think twice... I still can’t believe it.” 🗣️ Sir Alex: “Of course you can. That’s what big players do in big moments. I’m glad you stayed when you had issues with that quack manager. this club needs players like you.” (Players laugh) 🗣️ Sir Alex: “So… what about Chelsea? They played today, didn’t they?” 🗣️ Players: “😂😂😂😂😂” 🗣️ Sir Alex: “Say no more… I understand.”

@Trafordtimes The rest can keep crying

1 Day anniversary to those who celebrate

@Lemonbriz I can't believe there's no Real Madrid player

🚨🎙️ Iker Casillas on the Spain World Cup squad list released “I have always believed in the unity of Spanish football, where club rivalries stay at the door when it comes to La Roja. But seeing a Spain World Cup squad with zero Real Madrid players for the first time in history… it’s hard not to feel a deep sense of unease. Dean Huijsen was the most realistic and, in many eyes, the clearest candidate from our club to earn that call-up — a young defender with quality, potential, and recent international experience — yet he was left out. I don’t want to believe it was intentional, that club colours influenced the decisions over merit, form, or potential, because that would go against everything our national team stands for. Luis de la Fuente must explain these choices clearly, because excluding an entire institution like Real Madrid raises questions that deserve honest answers. We are stronger together, not divided.

🚨🎙️ Rio Ferdinand on Bruno Fernandes’ 21st assist of the season: 🗣️ “The moment Bruno Fernandes stepped up to take that corner, everyone inside the stadium was watching Maguire  Since Casemiro wasn’t on the pitch, people already assumed Bruno was about to find Maguire for another assist. But then Dorgu, looking completely innocent, suddenly rose highest and powered in the header instead 😆 Now Dorgu has scored 3 goals in the last 3 matches he has started. Dorgu is the perfect utility player. He can play as a defender, wing-back, midfielder, or even winger when needed. And with the confidence he’s building right now, I genuinely think he’s going to shine next season.” ❤️👏

@UTDRhody This is against Aston Villa

Only elites can guess this match Level: Difficult

@tweetsesko My boy is going nowhere

BREAKING NEWS!!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨 Chelsea offered Kobbie Mainoo a huge contract and promised to build the team around him. After listening carefully, Kobbie smiled and replied, “I respect Chelsea, but I’m bigger than the project.” The room reportedly went silent immediately as the statement quickly spread across social media, dividing football fans worldwide.

🚨🎙️ Patrice Evra on Mason Mount against Brighton: 🗣️ “Mount really showed his class yesterday. I never knew his combination with Mainoo would be that good. The movement, the pressing, the quick combinations — they gave United so much more energy and control in midfield. That performance also proves something important: there are still quality players inside this United squad, but they need the right structure and the right manager to bring the best out of them. Michael Carrick is starting to unlock players people had already written off. I just hope Mason Mount can finally stay fit because if he does, United are going to enjoy him a lot next season.”

@utdman801 Man is speaking fact here

🚨Jamie Carragher on Bruno Fernandes new assist record: "Look, you’ve got to give Bruno his flowers. 21 assists in a season at Man United, in a team that’s been all over the place at times? That’s elite creativity. No one else in that squad is creating chances like he is.” The question is, how is Manchester United as a club helping him? If Bruno is to leave, he'll only be remembered for winning 2 domestic trophies. Just as Pogba stated some time ago, if Bruno was to be in City, he would have won the league multiple times and the Ballon D'or. He’s up there with De Bruyne and Henry now in terms of single-season assists. But De Bruyne did it in a title-winning team. That’s the next step for Bruno - making those assists mean trophies.” I’m not taking it away from him - the lad’s got quality, he’s got vision, he wants the ball. He’s the only one at United trying to make things happen half the time. But this is Man United. The assist record is great for the CV, but United fans don’t remember assists in 3-0 wins against West Ham. They remember Scholes and Giggs in the big games, winning you titles."

@UTDRhody Michael Carrick is going to bring all this back into out team

In 2008, Sir Alex Ferguson was so furious with one Manchester United performance that he reportedly refused to speak to the squad for two entire weeks. Winning alone was never enough at Manchester United. The performance, discipline, focus, and mentality behind the result mattered just as much. The scary part is this was a team filled with world-class players and strong personalities,Cristiano Ronaldo, Wayne Rooney, Carlos Tevez, Rio Ferdinand, Nemanja Vidic, Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes,and still Ferguson never allowed standards to drop for even a second. That mentality is a big reason why that Manchester United side became one of the most feared teams in Europe. No comfort, no excuses, no relaxing after success. The standards stayed high every single day.

🚨🎙️ Michael Carrick on Bruno Fernandes breaking the Premier League assist record: 🗣️ Reporter: “What can you say about Bruno breaking the Premier League assist record?” Carrick: “I’m really happy for Bruno because he fully deserves it. His performance in our last game was the perfect response to the people saying he didn’t deserve to win the PFA award. When you consistently produce numbers like that, lead the team the way he does, and perform under pressure every single week, nobody can question your quality.”

@United_Steeze We just need to rain force the team with quality signings

Dear Man United fans Season has ended Man United is back in the Champions League next season Permanent managerial appointment was given to Michael Carrick Steve Holland is the Assistant manager Several exits will happen as soon as the transfer window is opened Multiple incoming signings are bound to happen and the board is already in motion concluding deals The atmosphere in the dressing room and amongst the fanbase is positive. But realistically, where does this team go from here?

@arinzechukwuab1 Bruno Fernandes anyday

As a coach you have to sign one of them in Thier prime who are you signing Paul Pogba. Or. Bruno Fernandes

@mydevilsopinion Hope it's not my GOAT

Omo I hear say person GOAT get injury. Shey na your GOAT?

@Utd__max10 Cook that fraud 😂

Yo, are you there?

@UtdSaint1 I wasn't familiar with his game

One of the best defenders in the league.🇧🇷🛡

@Mufcjnr1 Zirkzee should go Lol

🔴 Michael Carrick Submits List of Untouchable Players After Yesterday’s Match Following yesterday’s match, Michael Carrick has met with the Manchester United board and submitted his list of untouchable players for next season. Carrick’s List of Untouchable Players: • Benjamin Sesko 🇸🇮 • Bryan Mbeumo 🇨🇲 • Matheus Cunha 🇧🇷 • Kobbie Mainoo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 • Bruno Fernandes 🇵🇹 • Diego Dalot 🇵🇹 • Patrick Dorgu 🇩🇰 • Harry Maguire 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 • Ayden Heaven 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 • Senne Lammens 🇧🇪 • Joshua Zir…… (Look below)

@City_Dren I thought he's going to join us before he choose Tottenham

📣🎙️Xavi Simons Emotional Speech After Tottenham Escape Relegation: I had the chance to join Manchester United and Arsenal, but I felt Spurs needed me more. It was a very tough decision. I still can’t believe a team can play in the Champions League one season and then have to fight so hard to avoid relegation the same season. I won’t lie — I never knew the Premier League was this tough. But seeing what players like Bruno Fernandes is doing at Manchester United and the level he’s playing at, made me believe i can do it and do better. I believed in Roberto De Zerbi and this project. I trusted that we could do it here, and I’m so happy we survived, even if I wasn’t on the pitch as much as I wanted. We will get better next season.

@arinzechukwuab1 "huge achievement for him to be mentioned in the same conversation as players like Kevin De Bruyne and Thierry Henry" 😏

Portuguese coach Roberto Martínez on Bruno Fernandes' assist record. 🗣️Bruno Fernandes is currently in the best form of his career. It's a huge achievement for him to be mentioned in the same conversation as players like Kevin De Bruyne and Thierry Henry. With him in the national team, not only me but everyone is happy to have him around because he makes the game so much easier for us. I believe with Bruno and our other top attackers, the World Cup could come to Portugal this year." Martínez said with a smile 🇵🇹🔴