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@JoelAlfonsoLA @SleeperMets @usatodaysports Fuck YOU. Republicans been increasing the punishment for animal abuse. You can’t have it both ways. They invented Pokémon for a reason

@SleeperMets @usatodaysports This is part of our culture, its a tradition in Latin America, and it shouldn't be illegal in PR . My support to Edwin Diaz .

UPDATE Former Mets closer Edwin Diaz has been tied to illegal cockfighting in Puerto Rico, per @usatodaysports

@SleeperMets @usatodaysports

@BillWiIdin Yeah, then they used the money to homes for $8000 that they would eventually sell for $500,000

Gen Z "burnout" after working a 40-hour week is hilarious. your grandparents worked in coal mines for 14 hours a day and came home to garden. Grow up.

@flinch04 @NYCTheMiC They should have showed Jack Eichel‘s broken neck surgery scar on tv

@NYCTheMiC Let’s go Avs!!! If the Ducks were a stock buy now buy now. Short the Rangers because they aren’t going anywhere. Verbeek has done a good job. Ducks need another physical d man. But their young forwards wow. Drury should suck a dick and choke

While I wanted to see Kreider and the Ducks go all the way, but Colorado v Vegas should be good. Go Torts.

@DepressedGamble Eichel Eichel motorcycle, turn the key and watch him pee!

Jack Eichel a figure skater at best

@pocketjoe @MarioWorldFun @emergeofchance You love when you have double the farts per second

@CF_dotNET @MarioWorldFun @emergeofchance It runs at 60 fps..?

This game doesn’t deserve the hate it gets.

@ducks2007quack @IcemanAthletic I like guys who DON’t get hand foot and mouth disease

@IcemanAthletic The downfall of this series has been Q’s infatuation with Kreider. He singledhandedly played a huge role in losing us Game 5 and still gets stapled to our best player despite doing nothing

Ducks have McTavish-Washe-Terry as a line. Kitchen sink time. Meanwhile, Kreider has been stapled to Carlsson.

@NYCTheMiC Maybe the ducks will win next year if Chris Kreider does not get hand foot and mouth disease again

WILL SMITH HOCKEY AND... BRAD MARCHAND????

@dirtydevilfan @JLazzy23 Farter’s Shart outgoing

@JLazzy23 Carter Hart shutout incoming

How does that stay out

@MarioWorldFun @emergeofchance Only because 30 FPS is ass

@emergeofchance In January I remember seeing people talking about a weak lineup of games for the Switch 2, and it was like everyone in that discussion was talking terrible about this game. Calling it boring, repetitive, slow, and stuff like that. So I got the feeling it was pretty hated.

@aabSLE3YSHT6zQV @ColinSNewsday They got Noah Laba with the pick from the Howden trade.

@ColinSNewsday Makes a bad trade even worse.

Brett Howden, man...

Ruff has to pull UPL

@StatBoy_Steven Toronto gonna want Drury to throw in a 55 gallon drum of hot oil pizza oil from Colony Grill.

Trocheck and 5th overall to Toronto for the 1st overall pick 😜

@NYCTheMiC @EdmontonOilers Now Knoblauch is wishing he had accepted that QR code for free toilet paper out of the Colony Grill bathroom pay toilet paper dispenser 3!years ago

@EdmontonOilers The Oilers will continue to employ the worst goalies in the league.

The #Oilers have relieved head coach Kris Knoblauch & assistant coach Mark Stuart of their duties. nhl.com/oilers/news/re…

@MsMJsays If you hate sourdough you probably diarrhea out of every orifice of your body

Sourdough bread is nasty.

@FINNVALOR7 @KnicksNation Yeah, short if you are a girl. But if you are a boy then your mom smoked crack laced with fentanyl while she was pregnant

@CF_dotNET @KnicksNation That doesn’t mean he’s short. 5’5 is short

Holy shit when did he get so jacked.

@Minecraft It’s 2026, where TF is the Minecraft Nintendo Switch 2 Edition?

It's 2012. You just got home from school around 3:30. You toss your backpack on the floor, grab a snack, and head straight to your room. You turn on your Xbox 360, hear that startup sound, sign into Xbox, and join your friend's party chat. No responsibilities, and nothing but time.

@SMines57 I am glad I am not from Detroit, though. The only thing worse than being forced to drink water contaminated with lead is having to hear the word MacGarnacle all day every day for years and years.

Not the ideal start you’d hope for in the Mets game but maybe the tigers will pull a wild and blow an early 3-0 lead

@FINNVALOR7 @KnicksNation He 2’inches taller than me. That’s small for an athlete

@CF_dotNET @KnicksNation He’s 6’1