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Chris Stoneman

@CStoneman3

Husband, father, tender of the bar, Atlanta Braves Fantasy Camp Hall of Famer (2024) and master of the underutilized art of sarcasm.

802 Tham gia Haziran 2011
287 Đang theo dõi129 Người theo dõi
BaseballHistoryNut
BaseballHistoryNut@nut_history·
When I say vicious swing - who's the first MLB player you think of?
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Phil Neely
Phil Neely@WPhilNeely·
@miles_commodore I always say, “You’re welcome” as if they had offered a “Thank you”. The looks I get are really hilarious.
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Miles Commodore
Miles Commodore@miles_commodore·
I know it shouldn't bother me but holding the door for someone who doesn't acknowledge it really pisses me off! Just being honest.
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Chris Stoneman
Chris Stoneman@CStoneman3·
@miles_commodore What Dreams May Come (Robin Williams, Cuba Gooding Jr.). Simultaneously the saddest and most hopeful movie I’ve ever seen. Also the only time I’ve ever been mentally and physically exhausted from watching a movie.
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Miles Commodore
Miles Commodore@miles_commodore·
What’s the saddest movie you’ve ever seen?
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Chris Stoneman
Chris Stoneman@CStoneman3·
@TheCaseFor Mike (David) Cameron and James (Stanley) Baldwin. Too many Wilson’s (Harold) and Johnson’s (Boris) to choose from…
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Rurban Hermit
Rurban Hermit@RurbanHermit·
@miles_commodore Oh....not even close. The Chrysler K-cars - like the Plymouth Reliant - or a Corvair (the 90 hp model) were worse than the Pinto, IMHO.
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Miles Commodore
Miles Commodore@miles_commodore·
What’s the worst American car made in the last 60 years? I gotta go Ford Pinto!
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Chris Stoneman@CStoneman3·
Stumbled upon the mythical Pokemon plushie vending machine at Haneda Airport.
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Chris Stoneman@CStoneman3·
Represent, Japan style.
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Chris Stoneman
Chris Stoneman@CStoneman3·
@bigtroubleBB This is because you are a true man of the people. I’m sure your adoring masses are eagerly awaiting your arrival.
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Big Trouble Ben Bishop
Big Trouble Ben Bishop@bigtroubleBB·
Can already see the mobs of people waiting for me at the airport Can’t wait to meet them all!!!
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Chris Stoneman
Chris Stoneman@CStoneman3·
@TheCaseFor Reggie Jackson (Mississippi), Rickey Henderson (Nevada), Jordan Montgomery (Alabama), Billy Hamilton (Ontario), Drake Baldwin (Georgia)
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Miles Commodore
Miles Commodore@miles_commodore·
My buddy and I were watching the basketball game and he said "it's over.” I said "nothing is over! Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor?" He said "you idiot Japan bombed Pearl Harbor". I thought to myself... Why do I continue to waste quality sarcasm on fools?
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Dov Kleiman
Dov Kleiman@NFL_DovKleiman·
You can't say Derrick Henry, Marshawn Lynch, LaDainian Tomlinson or Adrian Peterson. It's 4th and goal at the 1 and you need a TD ... what RB do you give the ball to? I'll start: Jerome Bettis
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Super 70s Sports
Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
What’s the best one-liner in movie history?
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Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
It’s time for another “Doesn’t look right in that uniform” thread. I’ll start with this one that I’m frankly still processing …
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Andrew  Anderson
Andrew Anderson@uscfan981·
Is Mr. Perfect the biggest name that never won the world title?
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