Mark Bennett’s Camera Crisis

My first tweet has to be something really good. OK. I think I did it.

@EdmontonJack best voice in sports - keep doing what you do, Jack - the world will recognize you talent and what you bring to the game!!

Hi @Nike My 7-year old son wants you to make the shoe he designed. Please and thank you. It’s up to you if you wanna name after him or not.

@_terrywarfield Keep being great and shutting those fools up, tight-shirt-Terry!!

There has been a huge influx of HATERS in my YouTube comments lately. So this is to you 😘😘

@GeraldUndone Not if they do it with a robot

@GeraldUndone @KondorBlue That is awesome, man. Well done!! Also - great cables!!

@imPatrickT You keep that octopus away from my beer!!

@GeraldUndone Should they demand the ID of the fake page? If they can’t provide it - maybe it’s because they’re fake?

I just got an email from Twitter telling me in order to finish reporting this fake account, I need to upload my ID. Wowza. Pretty terrible logic.

@mrgrahamkay The answer to people who get offended inappropriately is, “It is a shame that you feel offended, but that’s just something you have to deal with because people are allowed to say things”. The answer is not bowing to lunacy.

Just got fired from a cruise line as a comedian for mentioning my brother has autism (he does) and my grandfather hid Jewish people in WW2 (he did). Old people are out here worried about the woke mob while getting people fired bc they feel triggered lol