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@housecor Out of everything in that list, Scrum is by far the worst. Followed by "We rarely deploy"

Dev team red flags 🚩 “We do Scrum” “We do Git flow” “We use ” “We have a change approval board” “We rarely deploy” “We don’t have a CI server” “We don’t have tests” “We don’t need types” “We are in a change freeze” “We have a separate QA team” “We can only use Windows” “We aren’t allowed to use AI” “We have many long-lived environments” “We require working in a remote VM” “We require approval for every install”

La mejor opinión la tienen ustedes.

@Pao_Glez01 En el Granero del Sur, Vienna de Arabia Saudita

¿Dónde estoy? Solo respuestas incorrectas.

I love working in IT, you can tell you’ve fixed a problem by the user suddenly never replying to you again

@pastoracorrupta Por supuesto que no puede ser hombre, y si lo es tremendo trolo. En absolutamente ninguna parte de la conversación tuvo razón, por más que trató de poner la culpa en ti. La cereza sobre el pastel es "dame el correo de tu cliente" 🤣

Varias cosas: 1. No es hombre, es mujer y además de RRHH, es la supuesta lider del proyecto. 2. Fue ella la que me pidió el favor de que mi LLC les sirviera como puente, yo no le estaba "ofreciendo gente". 3. Ya me cayeron al DM un poco de RRHH ofendidos😆 se sintieron aludidos?

En el área de tecnología, la mayoria de reclutadores son unos atolondrados. Algún día viviremos en un mundo donde la gente de recursos humanos dejen de creerse divas y respondan un mísero correo. Virgen de las empanadas, dame paciencia🙄

That's fuckin' right!

"Si son negros, entonces es una “pandilla” si son italianos, entonces es una “mafia” pero si son judíos... es una coincidencia, y NUNCA deberías hablar de ello."

Mąż mi wczoraj uświadomił, że nigdy nie widział mężczyzny namawiającego swojego kolegę do rozwodu, natomiast wśród kobiet to nagminne...

Our @golang load balancer at @render handles more than 150 billion HTTP requests a month across millions of services. The number of times we've wanted to rewrite it in Rust: zero. Go is the most underrated language in infrastructure. "Boring" is the ultimate feature.

Imagine beefing with the Pope all week and having your sycophants claim the Pope doesn't know the Bible only for one of your sycophants to come out here and quote a fake Bible verse from a movie. Embarrassing.

Punishing homeless children to show the world he is a better Christian than the Pope

@tornicleto2 Déjame esperar a que vengan los del culto a Trump a defender esto también...

En menos de un mes Netanyahu menospreció a Jesús alabando a Gengis Kan, la pastora asesora de Trump lo comparo con Jesús, otro pastor asesor dijo que el es un profeta, Trump publicó una foto de él cómo Jesús con un demonio detrás y ahora esto. 😭 🙃

Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth. #ApostolicJourney #Cameroon vatican.va/content/leo-xi…

89.5% of the Epstein list is Jewish and 0% of his female victims were Jewish…

Israel is scarier than other terrorist groups, because they do organized terrorism. They kill people on a much larger scale, they kill civilians in greater percentages and they destroy everywhere they go - and then they steal the land! Most effective terrorists in the world!

Cada vez se ve menos la manada de alucines qué ponían 20 agentes IA a hacer cosas para mantener 5 empresas imaginarias.

BULLSHIT BUSTING DUJOUR A category error lies in comparing Russia's invasion in Ukraine to Israel's aggressions in the West Bank, Gaza, & Lebanon. Putin see Ukrainians as Russians to integrate. Israel wants the land, not the local inhabitants it wants to expell/Aparheid.

Protestant: "The Pope didn't speak about Christians being martyred in Nigeria." Catholic: Shows video of the Pope speaking directly about Christians being martyred in Nigeria. Protestant: "Well, the Pope has never spoken about Christians being martyred by Islamists." Catholic: Shows video of the Pope speaking directly about Christians being martyred by Islamists. Protestant: "Well, the Pope has never spoken about my neighbor flipping me off." At some point, it becomes obvious that these people are not interested in truth. They begin with their conclusion, get corrected, and then immediately move the goalposts because the real issue was never the facts. It was always hostility to the Church.