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@TheOXGod I loooooved these so much bring them back please someone!!!

30 years ago today, SqueezeIt would introduce their new “Color Changing Squeezit” 📺 (1996)

@Whotfismick “See resume for details” aaaaaalll the way down.

IF I UPLOADED MY RESUME THAT HAS MY EMPLOYMENT HISTORY I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO MANUALLY ENTER MY EMPLOYMENT HISTORY AGAIN

@Aliathewhite I didn’t see anyone this mad when Django swept in 2013 but go off I guess.

Michael B. Jordan just won Best Actor for the groundbreaking role of “black guy who kills White people.” Truly the performance of a generation.

@snh1387 @BrunoMars Try as you might but she ain’t gonna lick your twat, hunny.

@DrClownPhD Ask them to switch my clothes from the washer to the dryer.

What would you do if you saw this in your basement? 😨

@FoxNews Porking her way to the top I see lmao

NEW MISSION: President Trump appoints Erika Kirk to serve on the U.S. Air Force Academy Board of Visitors — taking the position her late husband, Charlie, was slated to hold before he was assassinated in September. Now Erika joins the panel that oversees morale, discipline, curriculum, and fiscal affairs at the academy.

@Pirat_Nation These companies are actively trying to destroy critical thinking skills and it’s alarming.

Microsoft has filed a patent for an AI-assisted Xbox feature. It would let AI or trained human helpers briefly take over your game when you're stuck on a tough part, such as a hard boss or puzzle. They aim to replace pausing the game and searching YouTube tutorials, making games more accessible.

@PopBase More focused on pushing political agendas then making sure your 15 year old can read above a 3rd grade level 💀

The Department of Education has hung a large banner of Charlie Kirk on display alongside Martin Luther King Jr. and other impactful American figures. The banners "celebrate visionary leaders who have shaped the future of education for generations.”

Hey so if you haven’t paid rent in 4 months maybe don’t come into my office smelling like weed with perfect acrylic nails that are very obviously not press ons 🙂

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Note: I have been Amazon free for almost 3 and a half years now and my life hasn’t been any less convenient. You’ll be fine.

After that Ring commercial I will absolutely look down on people using Amazon or their products from this point forward. You are now making a conscious choice to promote police states and mindless mass consumerism.

@Perry_smitzh Obviously 2. 1 & 3 made a choice to let a dude without a car creampie inside of them and carry it to term. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Who deserves your seat?

@Coinvo The only good pedophile is a dead one.

WARNING: 🇨🇳 China has declared that child molestation will now be punishable by death.

@StyledPigeon @DiscussingFilm Why would you even speak this into the universe?

@DiscussingFilm Wonder when theyll do a live action? 🫩

‘THE INCREDIBLES’ has been added to the National Film Registry. Films that are added to the registry are seen to have cultural or historic importance and must be preserved for future generations

@Bricktop_NAFO Look at all that grift. I mean….grief.

This was Erika Kirk 5 days after her Husband was assasinated on a leaked Zoom call.

@PopBase @Cosmopolitan Why does anyone care about what a celebrity has to say about politics, genuinely. These people live in an entirely different reality than a normal every day person. They don’t know dick about the real world be so fr

Cosmopolitan asks Sydney Sweeney if she ever intends to publicly state her political beliefs: “No. I’m not a political person. I’m in the arts. I’m not here to speak on politics. That’s not an area I’ve ever even imagined getting into. It’s not why I became who I am. I became an actor because I like to tell stories, but I don’t believe in hate in any form. I believe we should all love each other and have respect and understanding for one another.” (cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/…)

Being told you can't tie your tubes because you are unmarried and you might meet a man who wants children.

@spoonfulofhan For the 1st in my life I was affected by barometric pressure. Diagnosed w/ ocular migraines in 6th grade as well as chronic sinus issues that have worsened as an adult & lemme tell ya, it will absolutely fuck you up. Woke up w/ a horrid headache, Advil did nothing. RIP liver.🙃

Warning: barometric pressure is about to plummet. This week will be terrible for people with chronic pain and chronic illnesses. It can affect seizures, POTS, fatigue, neurological problems like brain fog, migraines, sinuses, full body aches, etc. Be prepared, and stay safe.