Chief Commander

@lobotomybby Isn’t this just called marriage?

asmr soft whispers but i’m just telling you how much of a stupid dummy dumbass idiot you are

@synagogofsatan women who aren’t fat and go on ozempic then look like a skeleton. Blasphemy.

@Chiefcommandr When I see women get procedures to "correct" what they think is an error, it just makes me sad.

Buccal fat on certain women makes them gorgeous. Idgaf what anyone says.

@StoicUbermensch @Morrigan_Astro This was his idea of free energy

“A man is born to work, to suffer and to fight; he who doesn't, must perish.” -Nikola Tesla

@lucawya Whites.

Asians or Latinas?

@mistressdivy I smell napalm

I smell another lockdown coming.

@Kick_Champ She was just trying to give him bigger cheek bones

Clavicular had a girl ARRESTED after she randomly SLAPPED him in the club 😳

@wigganiggaman Funniest on X (updated) 1.Gerwaffen 2.Aodolf 3.@GreggFlerf1pd4 (Violator) 4.@Johnny__Quest_ /@ZZZocrates (tied) 5.@synagogofsatan

@wigganiggaman I’m just waiting to use the brown thumbs down emoji

@wigganiggaman Vikings enslaved Slavs? BASED

@bei_bebe Zero downforce and probably weighs more than the fiberglass would. It’s only for looks.

意味わからんし

BREAKING: The U.S. is rapidly deploying thousands of additional Marines and sailors to the Middle East to defend Israel.

@PeriklesGREAT @heyitsmeCarolyn Hippo

Do you see a cat or a dog ?

@cemeteryfaerie Fuck corn

making dinner, pick a side

@_fuckbro99 Billions?

i want so many people fucking dead

@boss_burger88 AHAHAHA

Conversation with American woman : I just completed 4 years of state sponsored cock carousel I earn more than you by merely attending jew daycare

@Watchman_motto That’s a heap

82 Ford LTD. We used to be a proper country.

@NoQuarterSoft Exactly. If I purchase a hooker I’m now her pimp.

Remember kiddos, if purchasing isn’t ownership, then piracy isn’t theft!

“If a man knows more than others, he becomes lonely.” — Carl Jung

@radbro Wi-Fi Sentient

Stepped into a faraday cage and my internal monologue disappeared

@forallcurious LFG

🚨: Medical scientists in France unveiled an artificial heart that can beat forever, without the need for a donor.