Claude Jordan

@Sergiussfx Only if she's laying under me.

Would you look down on a woman who fixes cars?

@BlondeMAGAinNJ High as gasoline and unsweetened tea.

SATURDAY NIGHT ROLL CALL April 11, 2026: How are you, and what are you drinking?

@ErikUnchained @coffee_anytime 1 4 8

22. I’m extremely picky.

@Tackle71Wall I love you.

@HighAngel I am

If you can see this post, you’re high

@RaincrowOK1838 @hakeemjeffries They will be against everything President Vance is doing.

@hakeemjeffries Attention Democrats! What will your party stand for when Trump is no longer President?

Donald Trump is in Virginia campaigning AGAINST the redistricting referendum. The President is telling MAGA extremists to vote No. Don’t let the Republican disinformation campaign fool you. VOTE YES to stop Trump from stealing the midterm election.

@VALUE_UR_RIGHTS Lots of em...

Good advice

@BRH1776 Yep ...frog leg quarters.

I got this coming in, it’s running late damn it! Tomorrow will be fried leg quarters, wing drumsticks and catfish. Damn I can’t wait. Has anyone ever fried leg quarters before?

@ElaineLuria Idiot

I voted YES today to: ✅ Level the playing field ✅ Preserve fair representation ✅ Protect against Trump’s attempt to rig the midterm elections Vote YES, Virginia!

@MarkWarnerVA Northern Virginia is full of shitbags just like you

Northern Virginia is energized to take back Congress this November! Honored to kick off this campaign as Virginia’s Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate last night with so many friends and dedicated Virginians!

@PolitiBunny Thats why I say Ole Lady.

Gay or straight, calling your wife, husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, fiance, etc a ‘partner’ needs to end. It’s a relationship, not a business. It’s love, not a contract.

@uscfan981 Ohio doesn't have Spanberger for a dictator Governor.

Say something nice about Ohio.

Robert E. Lee is a Great American Hero 🇺🇸

@JamesMorgajpde All of us

❔

@CharlieDur76273 Smoking

@ClaudeJordanJr It looks really good—I wonder how it tastes.

Yep..that'll do

@JamesMorgajpde If I'm not dead....gonna smoke then too though...

Do you smoke weed everyday?

Texas didn't break its own laws, subvert the will of the people, or change its Constitution to redistrict. Virginia Democrats are trying to do all of the above. Vote NO!

@GovernorVA If you want to help Virginia you should admit you're in over your head and resign.

Going through every single line of every single bill sent to my desk. Let’s get things done for Virginians.