C🔞llared Kid

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C🔞llared Kid

@CollaredKid

A fetish artist. Unfunny tweets spelled almost consistently wrong. You shouldn’t even exist if you’re under 18.

the STATE of mental aguish HA! Tham gia Mayıs 2018
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C🔞llared Kid
C🔞llared Kid@CollaredKid·
Starting today, ALL content on Patreon is available for only $1. It will remain this way indefinitely. You all have my permission to repost it wherever you'd like. Thank you so much for supporting me for as long as you all have.
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Goopy Jello 🦑@GoopyJello·
Hello good evening we got a possum in our house how are you?
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Goopy Jello 🦑@GoopyJello·
Well PAX… what can I say? This experience has been nothing short of magical. But it’s time to say farewell! Until next time that is! 😁 To everyone I met - thank you from the bottom of my heart! 💜 You were all wonderful beyond belief 😊
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C🔞llared Kid@CollaredKid·
“Bro they’re reposting your art!” Yes. I literally said everyone can do that when I retired. Fill your boots.
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@CollaredKid In that case, you're okay with me posting the pic I commissioned from you back when you were still drawing?
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C🔞llared Kid@CollaredKid·
*taps mic* ahem, WhAtS tHe DeAl with over-rated game developers and ugly old man heads, amirite?! *slinks back into coffin*
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C🔞llared Kid@CollaredKid·
If anyone’s mass unfollowing me right now, I get it. I’ve not posted in months. Conserve those tweets
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C🔞llared Kid@CollaredKid·
@lyft is a actual dumpster fire of an app. If it’s not charging you for rides I didn’t take (multiple times, every month, to up to $200) it refusing to accept any form of payment for *me* to actually use it. No bit here, just a fact. Fix your shit.
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@buckeyecosplay I’ve been following my other passions and I’m happy to say it’s been paying off
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Naga-Asura@buckeyecosplay·
@CollaredKid Glad to hear. I was about to say, you write great stuff. No need to feel shame over that. What have you been up to recently?
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C🔞llared Kid@CollaredKid·
I look at the things I draw and feel accomplished. I look at the things I type and wonder how I’m able to feed and cloth myself
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@CollaredKid Is everything okay? I'm more than happy to hear you out.
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Me after 16 puffs of my vape
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C🔞llared Kid@CollaredKid·
@buckeyecosplay “How do you plea ya god damn sonva bitch?” “Not guilt-“ “WHAT?!” “… not guil-“ “W H A T ?”
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Do you think Stone Cold Steven Austin is going to be the special guest Judge at the trial?
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