Corbin Dauster I'm/Him

Just ate a salad, and haven't lost any weight yet, wth.

@_MVPJaMarr @InsideLucysHead The goat spot

Sex with ghosts... A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hand. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, Hamid raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Hamad, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?" Hamad replied, "Shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats."

@DBZYuYuYasha @AllegedlyKen @affairemayaling Dude even wal mart has a wall like this in the bakery section yall are genuinely retarded

@AllegedlyKen @affairemayaling Which store is this. It looks like a store most Americans don't shop at. Moreover, there are not as many types of bread there than in even one of the images she posted.

these are in almost every supermarket chain here. this is what we mean when we say you don’t have bread in your grocery stores.

@JesterJum A taco is also a sandwich

A hotdog is not a sandwich. It is, in fact, a taco. Am I wrong?

@drsarah If only you knewwww

日本の友達と話すのはとても楽しいです！ しかし、私はとても心配しています。 日本人の友達に退屈させたくありません！ アメリカ人は日本人ほど面白くありません。

@Rach4Patriarchy @KaiSchwemmer Why make me wait so long

@KaiSchwemmer You can watch the one on the right in the goofy hat get his ass paddled by a housewife in a debate tomorrow 😎

How many liberals does it take to debate 1 conservative?

@north0fnorth Democrats just tried to murder the president for the 3rd time. And killed Charlie Kirk a few months ago. You fucking retard. You'd hide your face if half your country could go full jihad on your ass over the most benign propaganda.

too scared to post without covering their faces even on elon’s twitter bc they know they’d be rightfully mocked by everyone else in the city lmfao

@pika_nekopanda One of my favorite things about the Japanese language is that if a local doesn't understand you, just say it all racist like- makkudonorudu We shorten burger king to BeeKay and McDonald's to mickeydees (which is longer but more fun)

日本ではマクドナルドは「Makku」、バーガーキングは「Baakin」って略してんだけど アメリカでも一緒？

@izamamaa Yeah and vandalazing our national monuments is gonna fix it. Yall are fucking geniuses.

It's so crazy that white people get angry about this kind of thing when every cultural site in Gaza has been bombed off the face of the earth

What about slavery? When was slavery banned by South Korea? What about Japan's age of consent until very recently. And the age of consent in the Islamic world. It is uniquely Christian moral codes that has been wiping the world clean of this. The Indians the pagans all regularly slaughtered innocent life. You point to India and say "but look they realize murder is wrong." Yet sexual assault is rampant, their country is riddled with garbage, and they consume cow dung and urine. Christians have stumbled over the past 1500 years, no doubt- but it is Christianity that was unique in the world amongst all these other religions. All of that is a different argument entirely from what you originally said. I thought society was the guiding moral line? What if you were born in Iraq, would society be right? They have existed for a long time and continue to exist despite how they treat their women. Sure murder is illegal pretty much everywhere. Is that the only thing that defines a moral society? What about inbreeding? If you were born in Somalia there is a 70% chance you would be the product of inbreeding. Good thing all society is good, I wonder why it's a fallacy in debate to rely on the masses, if everyone agrees with me im right? You may not like it but you owe Christianity a thank you for womens rights, hospitals, and pretty much all human rights including the abolition of slavery. Those things which Christianity did in defiance of the successful civilizations they did them in.

@CorbinDauster @Dornoj_ @southside_mafs I pointed out before Christianity was not required for the most important social norms. Buddhists and Hindu and Shinto… everyone figured out that murder is bad, stealing is bad, being nice to others is good, etc. Btw believing in the Bible is not required to understand it 🤷‍♂️

If removing religion from your life removes your morals that says more about you than religion.

@JosherSquasher @Dornoj_ @southside_mafs If you wanna go by just kill count communism has at least 60 million deaths.

@CorbinDauster @Dornoj_ @southside_mafs So, they were at least partially motivated by religion, huh?

Its because of your lack of understanding your own arrogant mindlessness that "social harmony," is being screwed up. You can't have social harmony created by Christianity that is detached from Christianity because thats how you get sections of the country where more black people are aborted than born. Where you dont even consider the murder of millions of babies a year through abortion as child murder en masse. As I said before you act holier than thou but are completely morally bankrupt. Don't quote scripture at me you don't understand, you are a joke.

@CorbinDauster @Dornoj_ @southside_mafs You can believe whatever you want! I just don’t want social harmony to be screwed up because of your superstitions… like no mixed fabrics (Leviticus 19:19), or no blood transfusions (Acts 15:20), etc.

The point is the crusades were defensive responses to jihads and not entirely motivated by religion as you erroneously claimed. Read the sword and the scimitar. Its easy to say this when living in a society and leeching off of morals constructed by Christianity. You have an entirely Christian moral worldview.

@CorbinDauster @Dornoj_ @southside_mafs lol, jihads are in the same boat as the Crusades, from my point of view. Both destructive, both counter to social harmony, and both based on ***religion***

@JosherSquasher @Dornoj_ @southside_mafs The nazis were secular they wore religion as a skin suit, then dropped it almost immediately. The only reason you believe this is because you hate religion.

@CorbinDauster @Dornoj_ @southside_mafs Naziism went hand-in-hand with German Christians, champ. Just like the KKK was Christian. encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/art….

@justalexoki We have dryers

there's no way Americans don't do this. this is just a universal human experience

@JosherSquasher @Dornoj_ @southside_mafs Okay so if it's your preferences vs my preferences what's your problem with me pushing mine?

@CorbinDauster @Dornoj_ @southside_mafs I mean, isn’t that the basis of YOUR morality? Your preference based upon an old book you’re superstitious about?

@JosherSquasher @Dornoj_ @southside_mafs Now do the jihads. Did the crusades happen in a vacuum? Or were they are response to nearly 10 times the invasions committed by Islam. If your being attacked do you just die about it?

@CorbinDauster @Dornoj_ @southside_mafs Horrible, detestable things you say?

I understand the distinction. You hadn't made it until now. That's a subjective measure, meaning there's logically a world where you could co sign on to horrible detestable things because your preference for what you THINK is better for society could lead you there. Like has happened in most secular nations in the history of mankind.

@CorbinDauster @Dornoj_ @southside_mafs I don’t agree with *society*; I base my morality with what I believe *serves society best.* I don’t think you understand that distinction.

@JosherSquasher @Dornoj_ @southside_mafs Does it matter? It's just their PREFERENCE.

@CorbinDauster @Dornoj_ @southside_mafs So hey, why does that tribe have that particular tradition? Does it provide some mechanism for a smoother running society? Or is it based on superstition and ***religion***?

@JosherSquasher @Dornoj_ @southside_mafs Theres a lot of societies historically that existed and committed mass child murder, slavery, etc. If your entire worldview is i agree with society, and this society is good so my morals are good you are philosophically and morally bankrupt there is nothing there. Empty.

@CorbinDauster @Dornoj_ @southside_mafs Yeah, see your “philosophy” has you wondering about mass-murdering babies a few exchanges ago, whereas sociology gives you a quick easy answer of “if babies are getting murdered en masse, your society has gone seriously off the rails”. Some things ain’t difficult, kiddo