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Somebody please tell this fool my mother was a high school typing teacher and it’s grammatically correct to use 2 spaces. Take a seat clown

Until recently, Hamideh Soleimani Afshar and her daughter were green card holders living lavishly in the United States. Afshar is the niece of deceased Iranian Major General Qasem Soleimani. She is also an outspoken supporter of the Iranian regime who celebrated attacks on Americans and referred to our country as the "Great Satan." This week, I terminated both Afshar and her daughter's legal status and they are now in ICE custody, pending removal from the United States. The Trump Administration will not allow our country to become a home for foreign nationals who support anti-American terrorist regimes.

@Geniustechw That was some funny shit, thanks...😂

Is this really what an “alpha male” looks like?! 🤔

@BuzzPatterson Creamed foreskins.....perfect at 0200

Do you know what this is? I’ll tell you what it is. It’s Heaven at 3 AM in an Air Force dining hall.

@TrumpsHurricane Throw some pulled pork at the mosque....

A Islamic Muslim man cries because an American ate a bacon sandwich outside a mosque in Florida. What advice would you give him ??

I REALLY want to see him do it. Noone has tried this bullshit before. We all know it has catastrophic effects, but until it's implemented and everyone SEES it's effects, dumb-ass libtards won't believe it. I say DO IT and watch.....🤣

@MAGAMichelleS69 @dom_lucre Son of a bitch, I just went to a family reunion and not one person recognized me either. I've been on TV twice too.....the shame....

@dom_lucre Who?

🔥🚨JUST IN: Hollywood actress Laura Benanti was in complete disbelief as not nobody recognized her on a plane. Benanti: “Not a single one of them recognized me and I could not tolerate that obviously.”

Dear Boquiesha, Hey, I was wondering where you went. Here’s the problem with Jumanji: she only got picked because she is a black female. She continues to prove that there were way better candidates. She makes a better argument against DEI than… actually, you. There’s no meltdown; we just can’t believe someone whose literal job is to interpret the Constitution made such a dumb comment. I mean, it’s completely understandable how *you* think she’s brilliant, but the rest of us are wondering if she needs a factory reset or something. No hugs. For either of you. Zeek

@Soaringeagle45 I got out of 3 tickets by carrying a monopoly "get out of jail free" card. I'd hand that and my license to the officer, they'd laugh and I get a warning.

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Oregon State Trooper walked over to her car window while flipping open his ticket book. The young woman said, "I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball." He replied, "Oregon State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. And then he flipped closed his ticket book, tipped his hat, walked back to his patrol car, and left.

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description.

🚨 BREAKING: Pete Hegseth says the U.S. Army pilots who conducted the flyover near Kid Rock’s home have had their suspensions lifted.

The real reason Dems HOWLED when Trump sent ICE to the airports is that they knew it would solve their purposefully induced chaos. And so it has. A reasonable Trump governing action defeated Dems unreasonable but deliberate plan to inflict pain on the American people. - Scott Jennings

This is Travis Wolfe. He was killed in a car accident caused by an illegal alien. He was just one day away from turning 12 years old. Travis is why I support ICE.

@catturd2 Joined the Navy, also in 1982, different expectations. Retired 24 years later with a LOT of stories.

I wish I could go back in time to 1982 and tell my army drill sergeants at Fort Dix, New Jersey that in 2026 there were these things called doomer podcast grifters that said there could never be “boots on the ground” in any war going forward. (What we actually trained for year round, and the entire purpose of the army) I’m hurting just thinking about the pushups and miles of running I’d do, to mention such a thing.

If you haven’t heard, and even if you have, Jimmy Kimmel said this about Markwayne Mullin, former Senator from Oklahoma, and our newest Secretary of Homeland Security: “We have a plumber now protecting us from terrorism.” Apparently, there has been some backlash. Plumbers were offended, obviously, as were parents of plumbers, spouses of plumbers, children of plumbers, and millions of people who have had a plumber show up when they needed one. Comedians were also offended, (the funny ones, anyway,) along with a surprising number of terrorists - especially those with access to hot and cold running water. However, in spite of the ensuing kerfuffle, @jimmykimmel doubled down. “I’m not upset that the head of Homeland Security was a plumber,” he said, “I’m upset that he isn’t still a plumber." He further elucidated by adding, "I wouldn't put a plumber in charge of Homeland Security for the same reason I wouldn't call a five-star general to pull a rat out of my toilet, OK? We all have our areas of expertise.” Being offended is always a choice, and I don’t choose to be offended by a joke, even one that comes at the expense of the skilled tradespeople my foundation tries to elevate. But I am a tad butt hurt by the suggestion that skilled workers should never evolve into something new, and that competence is somehow limited to one vocation. Obviously, expertise and skill are important. If I need a new kidney, I’d prefer a doctor do the surgery, not a late-night talk show host. But if the doctor in question used to host a talk show, why would I hold that against him? Ten years ago, during one of the presidential debates, @MarcoRubio answered a workforce-related question by arguing that America needed to get shop class back into high schools. He concluded by saying, “What our country needs are more welders and fewer philosophers.” A lot of people on this page commented that Rubio and I were singing from the same hymnal, but in fact, we weren’t. At least not entirely. Because I don’t think the current shortage of welders has anything to do with an overabundance of philosophers. In fact, I think it’s a mistake to promote one vocation at the expense of the other. What we really need in this country, are more welders who can talk intelligently about Aristotle, and more philosophers who can run an even bead. More Generals, in other words, who can fix their own toilets, and more plumbers who can hold a powerful government job. This is what Mullin did. He was a private citizen who mastered an essential skill and then turned that skill into a multi-million-dollar company that employed a lot of people and served a lot of customers. That gave him the freedom to do other things with his life, including a career in public service which got him into Congress, where he’s spent the last eleven years doing whatever Congressmen do. Now, he has a very consequential position in the Cabinet of the current administration. Is that not the embodiment of the American Dream? I get that Jimmy Kimmel might have a problem with Mullin’s politics, but what possible objection could he have about the trajectory of his career, or his desire to do more than one thing with his life? The only sensible thing to do in the wake of a moment this tone deaf, is remind America that the skills gap is wide, and getting wider. The shortage of skilled tradespeople is now headline news and closing it is nothing less than a matter of national security. This year, my foundation has set aside $10 million dollars to help train the next generation of plumbers, and lots of other essential workers. I'm talking about hundreds of thousands of AI-proof, six figure jobs that don't require a four-year degree, waiting to be filled. The money is currently available to anyone who wants to master a useful skill at mikeroweworks.org. Apply today. As for those of you genuinely offended by Kimmel's comments, consider expressing your disappointment with a modest donation to mikeroweWORKS. Our work ethic scholarship is making a real difference, and your money will be well spent, I promise. The donate button is big and red and hard to miss, at mikeroweworks.org I’d love to chat but I’ve gotta pull a rat out of my toilet…

THE HUNTINGTON COUNTY INDIANA NEWS · Steve Harrison · · OPINION... I’m being taxed on money I never made. Let that sink in. I bought my property outright for $138,000 in 2001. Now the county says it’s worth $246,000. Did I sell it? No. Did I make a profit? No. Did I get a check for $246,000? No. But my taxes jumped like I did. That’s the problem. This isn’t income. This isn’t cash. This is a number someone decided on paper — and now I’m being billed for it. If my stock portfolio doubles, I don’t pay taxes until I sell. If my income doesn’t increase, I don’t magically owe more income tax. So why does owning a home work differently? Why am I being taxed on unrealized gains? A house isn’t just an investment — it’s where people live. And this system means you can do everything right, pay off your home, and still get squeezed harder every year because of a number you never turned into money. You don’t truly own something if you can be taxed out of it. This isn’t about “services” or “inflation.” It’s about being charged for value you never received. And people are starting to notice.

Hello Senator Thune, At 3 AM on Friday, March 27th, in a near-empty chamber, you passed a bill by voice vote that excludes all funding for ICE and CBP. Let me repeat that: voice vote. No roll call. No record of who was there. No accountability. Just you, Barrasso, and a handful of senators shuffling paper in the dead of night while America slept. You could have demanded a recorded vote. You chose not to. You could have held the line for five more days until the House returned. You chose not to. You could have used the same procedural tools Democrats have used against you for 40 days. You chose not to. Instead, you gave Chuck Schumer exactly what he asked for, DHS funding minus immigration enforcement, and called it a win. Then you walked to the cameras and blamed the Democrats. Let's be precise about what you did: 1. You caved to a demand Democrats made on Day 1 of this shutdown. Forty-one days of supposed hardball negotiation, and you settled for their opening offer. 2. You handed them a template. The next time Democrats want to defund any agency — ICE, CBP, or anything else — they now know: just shut down DHS and wait. John Thune will fold at 3 AM. 3. You punted to reconciliation. "Good possibility," you said. Not "we will." Not "guaranteed." Just maybe. Meanwhile, ICE operates on fumes from last year's bill with no certainty of future funding. The precedent you set: You have argued for months that the filibuster is sacrosanct. That the 60-vote threshold protects minority rights. That we cannot bend Senate rules for policy wins. But at 3 AM on Friday, you bent every norm that actually mattered: • Voice vote to avoid accountability • Empty chamber to avoid debate • Midnight deal to avoid scrutiny • Immediate recess to avoid questions You'll bend the rules to avoid a fight. You just won't bend them to win one. What you've actually accomplished: Democrats demanded ICE restrictions. They got ICE defunded. Not reformed. Not restrained. Defunded. And you're out here tweeting about how Democrats are the "Defund the Police" party while you just voted to defund border enforcement at 3 in the morning. The question you should answer: Why did this deal have to happen at 3 AM? Why couldn't it happen at 3 PM, with cameras rolling and every senator on record? You know why. Because you didn't want your voters to see what surrender looks like. Here's my message: We saw it anyway. Stop hiding behind "Democrat obstruction." You're the Majority Leader. You set the schedule. You control the floor. You chose this outcome. Own it.

@Breaking911 Unarmed man arrested for murder.

Amputee Cornhole Player Charged in Fatal Shooting in Maryland A professional cornhole player, Dayton James Webber, 27, has been accused of fatally shooting Bradrick Michael Wells, 27, during an argument in La Plata, according to police. Investigators say Webber was inside a Tesla SUV when he allegedly shot Wells, who was seated in the passenger seat. Authorities say Webber then stopped the vehicle and asked two passengers in the back seat to help remove Wells, but they refused and exited the car before calling police. Officials say Webber fled the scene with Wells still inside the vehicle, and the victim’s body was later discovered in a yard along Newport Church Road in Charlotte Hall, where he was pronounced dead. Webber was later located at a hospital in Charlottesville and arrested as a fugitive. He is expected to be extradited to Charles County to face multiple charges, including first- and second-degree murder. Authorities say there is no evidence anyone else was involved, though questions remain about how Webber, a quadruple amputee, was able to operate the vehicle or firearm. VIA: @fox5dc

The only mistake we made was stopping.

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