CrampleSmarf
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@GMango99 id only buy this if it had the classic "lemme lick ya asshole" and "what are you wearing" lines from Super Mario Wonder
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i can never understand how tf two helicopters can collide mid-air with all that space in the sky
Dexerto@Dexerto
Singer Oliver Tree has reportedly died in a helicopter crash in Rio de Janeiro Two helicopters collided in mid-air before crashing into an electric vehicle yard, killing six people via CNN Brasil
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@InAnOtterPlace I guess it's hard not to be grasping at straws with you live a life devoid of real connections.
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We’re back to showing tat in DSP’s professional studio setup.
Hard to believe this is what he’s proud of
Gamer Face Gaming 🚜@GamerFaceGaming
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@japan_nobunaga First one I got was a break barrel shotgun, wish I still had it, as it was an old piece of history. We aren't as polite as your country is so it's nice to have one hidden away for protection.
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Be honest with me, Americans 🇺🇸
Do you actually own a gun?
In Japan, I have never seen a real one. Not once.
Not at a friend's house. Not in a drawer. Never.
But online, every American just goes
"oh, mine's in the nightstand"
like it's a phone charger 🔌
So now I'm genuinely curious:
What's YOUR gun? The very first one you ever got?
Is this normal everywhere in the US?
Or just some states?

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@TurassiDoMolho Avralize
The Narrator
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William Mcroberts brought 2 DILDOS, CONDOMS, DIAPERS, AND MORE to have sex with a 13 year old girl.. and despite that, he was let go due to Boulder County DA Michael Dougherty cutting him loose.
William admitted to being in possession of child porn as well.
This is fucking ridiculous.
Alex Rosen@iFightForKids
Predator wanted to eat a 13 year old girl's shirt, brought 1 black, and 1 yellow Dildo, diapers, and condoms. Let's hope the liberal kingdom of Colorado arrests him tonight
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