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BG Burton

@CuriousInkCo

Ghostwriter & seller of Things. Here: no-woo applied psych, writing/marketing sorcery, and bees because someone has to. Utility + occasional absurdity.

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BG Burton@CuriousInkCo·
#ThrillerThursday continues Last week Vesper patched a leak in Lethe. This week the call comes at noon… and the Elysian Fields are drifting. Part 1 👉x.com/QuantumMagick/… 1/ The call comes at noon on a Tuesday, which is unusual. Vesper is elbow-deep in a municipal water authority codebase when her mother's number appears. "Elysian Fields," her mother says. "Calibration drift, probably. Grief index running slightly elevated across the general population. Nothing acute." Vesper saves her work. "What does slightly elevated mean?" "Souls who should be content aren't quite." A careful pause. "Almost within normal parameters." She notes the almost. She notes the careful pause. The Fields are the upper tier of the underworld's reward architecture — souls who earned something better than the common afterlife, held in a sustained state of peace. Not obliteration like Lethe. Maintenance. The system has to actively support the condition. "I'll look at it," Vesper says. "Probably nothing," her mother says again. Vesper is already pulling her kit.
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Thriller Thursday begins. The Lethe subsystem is bleeding memories that aren’t hers… and something ancient just noticed it was found. 1/ #ThrillerThursday The call comes at 2 a.m., which is when they always come. "Memory bleed in Phoenix," her mother says, no preamble, no apology for the hour. "Three civilians. Remembering things that aren't theirs." Vesper is already pulling up her diagnostics. "Which river?" "Lethe." She knows the system. Every soul in transit passes through Lethe — identity scrubbed, memory cleared, clean slate for whatever comes next. When it works you don't notice it. When it doesn't, the wrong memories surface in the wrong minds and someone in Phoenix wakes up knowing exactly how a Bronze Age shepherd died. She doesn't ask how bad. She can read the stack trace from here — corrupted allocation, identity fragments surfacing where they have no business being. A leak in the forgetting infrastructure. She's patched worse. Just never anything this old. "Send me the credentials," she says. "I'll handle it."

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BG Burton@CuriousInkCo·
@JohnMann72166 I can describe symptoms, but haven’t a clue how to interpret them. 😂
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BG Burton@CuriousInkCo·
Sure, Podiatrist & foot ortho docs, this is a totally normal foot…if you’re an elephant. (Both feet look like this.) You bet. Ima go swing dancing tonight, fer schizzles. Two fing years of this. Why won’t someone order the bleeping MRI? Expecting positivity from me rn is Too Much. @JohnMann72166 Can you believe he wants me to WAIT 2 more weeks & see if the wide toe box & icing make a difference? Because after 114 weeks, that’ll change things. Starting to really hate doctors.
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BG Burton@CuriousInkCo·
@5StringsInTX Sexy, right? I look like a freaking elephant!!!!! I am soooooo pissed off rn.
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BG Burton@CuriousInkCo·
@The1Hamp I always thought so, but I also never envisioned some of my current sitrep. I’m just being Miss Crankypants. 😎
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The Hamp
The Hamp@The1Hamp·
@CuriousInkCo Nah. No regrets. A life well lived is certainly something to aim for.
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BG Burton@CuriousInkCo·
@zerofoxgiven21 Clever! I will check into that. Glad you got it fixed without surgery that time! I have to get ESIs in both shoulders, but it beats surgery!
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Zero Fox Given
Zero Fox Given@zerofoxgiven21·
@CuriousInkCo I used an online telehealth company to get an order. I paid them & they sent me the order. Got the order in 24 hours, & scheduled the MRI a few days later. Took the results to the ortho & we got it squared away (fortunately without surgery that time.)
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BG Burton@CuriousInkCo·
Bilaterally makes sense with the original injury 6 years ago. Fell forward, one toe joint at a time, broke same 3 toes on both feet. Was during covid couldn’t get treatment. Was my own doc, got back to about 80%, then fell again. Vasovagal syncope is a bitch. The new injury did something different. I can’t fix it. My problem with non-western shows up with stuff like reiki. Touch is healing, I’m on board with chi & chakras, but so many scammers are selling “remote reiki” at $ 300 a session. One PT convinced me acupuncture can be helpful but then he also managed to convince my dry needling is intentional torture with no upside. 😂 Not sure where I stand on any given other point. You PTs are amazing people & I could never do your job. My guy got so frustrated with the doc — “this is not helping!”
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John Mann
John Mann@JohnMann72166·
@CuriousInkCo 9 months of PT is ridiculous. And having it bilaterally is odd as well. If it was only one side, I might think about previous trauma or compartment syndrome. Man, I love what I do, but Western medicine is soooo incredibly frustrating.
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BG Burton@CuriousInkCo·
@The1Hamp At this rate, I’ll die of old age first. Kind of messing with my productivity, too. 😬 Regretting all my life choices where I chose quality of life over accumulation of wealth.
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The Hamp
The Hamp@The1Hamp·
@CuriousInkCo Insurance companies are keeping doctors from practicing medicine. So many hoops to jump through before a test can be approved. It's crazy.
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BG Burton@CuriousInkCo·
@The1Hamp Not bad! 😂 (I don’t gamble, either, but was speaking more figuratively.)
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The Hamp@The1Hamp·
@CuriousInkCo I don't gamble, but I was rooting for #19 to win and #22 to show. So maybe I ought to gamble!
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BG Burton@CuriousInkCo·
I am so sorry you went through that. I think if I have to, I will soon be in jail for murder. Also not sure where I can do that here, tho I’m sure someone would. The places I’m normally sent to require a doctor’s order. I am rapidly realizing just how bad medicine has gotten here. Did your shoulder get fixed?
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Zero Fox Given
Zero Fox Given@zerofoxgiven21·
@CuriousInkCo I got that run around with my shoulders. When my shoulder acted up for the 4th time, I just went & paid cash for the MRI for $250. Was worth it not to have to go thru weeks and weeks of bullshit only to come to the conclusion that I knew it would (& did).
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BG Burton@CuriousInkCo·
The ortho made me do 9 months of PT until the therapist told him he was making it worse. He still wouldn’t order an MRI & talked about surgically straightening my toes. So I switched to a new guy, podiatrist. I do not understand what’s going on with these people. Just order the images! (I have cadillac insurance, too.) This new guy is acting like it’s a fresh injury. I think he didn’t read the notes. I got a whole 3 minutes with him. I’m not nuts, right? That’s a freaking elephant foot, not human!
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John Mann
John Mann@JohnMann72166·
@CuriousInkCo You can’t get an MRI? An US? Is there a practitioner of Chinese/Eastern medicine around?
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BG Burton@CuriousInkCo·
@SpockTheVulcan3 @micki_barker @walterkirn Honestly, I don’t see myself ever returning to any country in the EU. I lived in Europe for a number of years. I no longer feel safe there, as I’m not curtailing my speech. Greece is far better than most other western European countries, tho. Maybe! 🤞🏻
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Walter Kirn
Walter Kirn@walterkirn·
Figuring out how to explain to a young person that Germany declared war on us over 80 years ago, we fought back and won, and we have owed them ever since.
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BG Burton@CuriousInkCo·
@The1Hamp So tired of doctors practicing insurance, not medicine. Did your bets win, place, or show this afternoon?
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BG Burton@CuriousInkCo·
@ShortStopMedia Good luck with that. I make you sign noncompetes so you don’t rip me off. I’ll just do it myself with AI.
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Short Stop Media@ShortStopMedia·
The birdcage just flew open! For decades, non-compete agreements trapped workers. New York’s Senate just passed a major bill that would upend the labor market and free most employees from these restrictive clauses. Talent is about to fly! Who wins? Who loses? 👉
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@CuriousInkCo @Devon_Eriksen_ @StephenFleming Of course it doesn't mean 'none'. Most people's social circles tend to dramatically drop. There are outliers. Wife is probably more gregarious now than HS, not very different from undergrad, and Much more so than law school. Then there's common/typical.
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BG Burton@CuriousInkCo·
@Devon_Eriksen_ @StephenFleming I haven’t made a new IRL friend in 21 years. My interests are too niche & I’m an outlier in so many areas. Thousands of acquaintances through volunteerism etc. No new friends of my own, just my husband’s — all of whom he met professionally. I hate cities.
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@DadoftheDesert I’m so mad, I’m spitting tacks. Wait 2 weeks, make an appt, wait 2 weeks, get the imaging order, wait 2 weeks… It’s been 114 weeks. Ima die of old age before anyone does anything besides xray.
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BG Burton@CuriousInkCo·
I don’t understand people like that twat. Ok, you’re too lazy to do your homework before posting. But then, she doubles down & does an HRC. Jeez, just admit you pulled a boner. I have brain farts all the time; I own them. No use for cockwombles like that. ❤️ yr country, btw. The summers I spent sailing around Greece are some of my best memories. Lovely place, fantastic, hospitable people.
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@CuriousInkCo @Devon_Eriksen_ @StephenFleming Welcome to adultery*. * A joke based on a game show contestant remark. "In our household, we have 3 children, one adult, and one adulteress." Cracked me up & it stuck. Use it on my kid when she complains about having to do grown up stuff.
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BG Burton@CuriousInkCo·
@ReallyRadley @CoughsOnWombats I wouldn’t resin those up! 😂 We have enough to do a random floor, but not enough patina variation for a pattern. I wanted to do a compass rose this time. Guess I’ll be doing coins of the world.
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ℝeallyℝadley@ReallyRadley·
If I ever went spelunking, it would just be to look for robotic dinosaurs and giant pennies. Also, with the Treasury Department discontinuing pennies, will Batman soon have a giant dime or Sacagawea dollar? @CoughsOnWombats
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BG Burton@CuriousInkCo·
@ReallyRadley You didn’t know about urethra play before? Pretty common kink, with a new hipster name tossed around this century. There’s so much worse & grosser if you look. I’m kinda blasé about most of it now. Crushing is pretty ick.
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ℝeallyℝadley@ReallyRadley·
The internet has made me aware of many bizarre practices, but now I can’t help but wonder: Was Mark Twain into “sounding”?
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