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@minakimes Fangio said that, tbf. He was like, Naaah, that guy is a LB

It really is outrageous that Zack Baun played edge for years and then one day was like mmm actually I’m one of the two best cover linebackers in all of football

@Sadie_NC From my conversations with the ones I work with, it has a lot to do with his abhorrence for their bodily autonomy, plus he’s fucking the economy up for (likely) decades.

Why are white women with a degree so nutty? What could possibly be going on in their heads?

@EaglesBurna They own the playoffs. In terms of matchups, the Cowboys were running the division in season for a few years. They got the two piece combo last year, but that was without Dak. Still, I think Fangio will steal his lunch when his defense goes against Dak.

Nobody has owned the NFC East more than the Philadelphia Eagles in recent memory The Cowboys are approaching 3 DECADES since their last NFC Championship appearance

@RpsAgainstTrump Is he saying that adults don’t spontaneously get it? Cause that is true. It’s something people are born with.

RFK Jr: “The autism, this epidemic is only happening in our children. It’s not happening in people our age” What???

@NYAutismDad I would be flabbergasted if he actually helps with anything. Feel free to tag me in a few months if he isn’t full of shit and actually has an autism cure.

RFK isn’t talking about people like your son. Please sit this one out so the rest of us can help our kids.

@realDonaldTrump How about the politicians elected to serve the people in the Senate and the HOR? Couldn’t help but notice the stunning lack of auditing there, when they are inarguably wastes of money. I value every employee you want to fuck over more than them.

Following my Day One Executive Order, the Office of Personnel Management will be issuing new Civil Service Regulations for career government employees. Moving forward, career government employees, working on policy matters, will be classified as “Schedule Policy/Career,” and will be held to the highest standards of conduct and performance. If these government workers refuse to advance the policy interests of the President, or are engaging in corrupt behavior, they should no longer have a job. This is common sense, and will allow the federal government to finally be “run like a business.” We must root out corruption and implement accountability in our Federal Workforce!

@financialbanter @Mericamemed Well, this guy just tried to get almost 20,000 of them off the streets.

It’s a petty payment for a petty fine. I see no problem here.

@Mericamemed Okay, you can’t both use the pennies AND be an asshole. You either treat everyone like shit and pay in bills if you’re using cash, or pay in pennies while smiling and being as polite as someone paying with a briefcase of pennies can be.

@ArtOfDialogue_ Around her character? Girl…

Angela Means, who portrayed Felisha in 'Friday', states that she prefers not to have another Friday film since many characters have died, and she would rather see a series centered around her character. (🎥: The Art Of Dialogue/YouTube)

@RyanAFournier @theliamnissan Definitely not everyone: some folks are on that because they are physically incapable of work like this. If someone is collecting unemployment though, these kind of shit jobs could be a way to justify those wages being “earned” for those capable of the work.

@theliamnissan Send to this everyone on Welfare. 🤗

Here you go MAGAs

@atlanticesque I assumed it was the mountains of Caucasia, since we are Caucasians.

My favorite part about Nation of Islam and other black nationalist lore regarding white people is that they always say we came “out of the mountains” They never say which mountains, but we were up there

@TheEXECUTlONER_ I would say that if the kid isn’t in college, rent is fair game once they’re 18.

This mother has three children-18, 20 ,and 22 years old. She says she gets a lot of flack from people when they find out she charges her children rent to live at home. Agree or disagree with her ?🤔

@CinemaTweets1 As original as a manga adaptation can be, I suppose. Definitely worth checking out “All You Need Is Kill” if you want the original version of the story.

Edge of Tomorrow is the definition of “rewatchable”. I don’t know where this ranks within Tom Cruise’s filmography, but it’s definitely one of the more original films Cruise has ever made. Cruise’s chemistry with Emily Blunt is also incredibly special. I love this movie.

@GreenoneOld @TheCountofS Are they like ghouls from Fallout, where they essentially become perpetually unconscious till something gets close?

@TheCountofS 28 years of starving? Yeah a short infection maybe but not 28 years. Those zombies would all be dead.

Ironically, Sean of the Dead, a genre parody, has the only depiction of a military force competently fighting zombies.

@Saganismm He didn’t actually answer the question, although I guess the actual answer would be something like a simple “Shit”.

Richard Dawkins most famous reply to: "What if you're wrong?"

@ksorbs You know what? Yeah. I would like that a lot. I think we all agree that the government not being shifty and dishonest to its people for once would be an incredible change of pace.

So… can we get those Epstein files?

@BarstoolBigCat Hope you mention LeBron disavowing him.

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@rodeoman I mean, only one looks EXACTLY like that, but he did love slapping his face on shit.

every phil collins album cover looks like this

@yoracrab @MB32904

@MB32904 EW NEVER

FINE

@its_The_Dr Can we add people who think folks from different races are beneath them? Really running out of the energy required to tolerate racists, who are running rampant on this app.