David Roger Webber

Elevators terrify me. I’m taking steps to avoid them

Just discovered the video game Pentiment, and I am falling in love with it!

I listen to heavy metal, but I only play it at 1/10th volume...

The "Oh, do you think he was referring to you?" will go down in history as one of the most brilliant interview questions ever asked. Well done @ONorra38567, well done! 👏👏👏

This is the worst timeline ever. We have a convicted felon, a rapist and a pedophile as president and 77 million dumb fucks are okay with it. This is so fucked up.

Not using a condom.

A ballroom? Are you kidding me?

I saw Jimmy Kimmel hurt grandpa's fragile feelings again? Good. TEAM KIMMEL 🔥

The footage the White House released within minutes of the WHCD shooting, was recorded by this guy. 👇

When Elon bans my account (inevitable) I will immediately come back as the famously moustachioed actor Tom Celica

The idea that Saturday’s shooting was staged to help Trump’s approval falls SUPER FLAT when you consider Trump ACTUALLY being shot in the ear bumped him HALF A POINT in the polls. We’re supposed to believe a shooting on a different floor of a hotel that goes nowhere near him is going to help his approval?

For context, his mom was 36 when Charles was born…

"Trump is America's Hitler"

@RussLuepnitz @LePapillonBlu2 @I_am_Superbro Are any of your friends traitors too?

She spelt Donald Trump wrong!

I agree with Fred Guttenberg…..

U.S. world-famous author Stephen King: “Trump is a tumor in America’s veins. A tyrant who does not hesitate to set a country on fire for his narcissistic ego. No horror story I’ve written could be as terrifying as this man.”

“I don’t care how or if you get home. You never even wished me a happy birthday publicly.”

@MoMohler Nah, that's "feliz Navidad"